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I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

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BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

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YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:22

OMG I was thinking sweetcorn for the ears!!!

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:22

sorry must have been too distracted by the veggie hunt,stretching and vigourousness that I forgot about the foreplay norks

scaredoflove · 13/12/2009 01:23

only read op but wishes I had a plumber like that

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 01:23

great minds crunch

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 01:24

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:24

scaredoflove - might I suggest you read the whole thread and have a rethink about what you wish for

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 01:24

Sorry, I mean, happy to have pleased you oh Queed

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:25

LOL he is using more txt spk as he becomes more aroused involved

spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:25

scaaredoflove.... i bet you dont... he is a bit bum obsessed!

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:25

shiney it was actually me that wanted your boobs to get some action

hot spunk what age did you say he was 16!?!??

ask him if his mum knows he's up this late sending text messages

SparklyGothKat · 13/12/2009 01:25

does he think he is writing a dodgy porn film storyline???

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:26

Oh, and you can't drink it - you are vegetarian. Has it's uses that one

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 01:26

rofpmsl do you want it in a refreshing smoothie? I have lots of veges here.

spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:26

did he actuaally use the word spunk!!! hahahaha

Vallhala · 13/12/2009 01:26

Nah, sod the rugby palying husband idea... just send him the link to this thread. Go on, you know you want to!

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:27

mouthwash?!?! I'd be reaching straight for the meths or petrol

ZacharyQuack · 13/12/2009 01:27

Tell him to pop to the bathroom to wash that cock before it goes anywhere near your mouth.

spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:27

tee he he.... do what Vallhala says!

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:28

He wants you to drink spunk from your arse?!

Again it's all geometry gone mad.

Bring back flicking the bean

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:28

No don't send him to the bathroom - there may be even more extra curricular plumbing

Vallhala · 13/12/2009 01:28

"Oh, and you can't drink it - you are vegetarian. Has it's uses that one"

Sazzy... "No meat passes these lips" is the expression you're looking for!

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:28

just tell him stop cock see if he takes the hint

then lets sit back and hope it makes the round up and the newspaper

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:28

Poppity, I appreciate your service

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 01:29

Ye Olde Flicking of the Beane Petytione

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