Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

[breeze]

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

OI dont be so cheeky or ill get your p45

this morning there was this huge and i mean huge spider on my dds bed ive never seen one that big im sure she did bodybuilding,anyway FIL got rid of it,they do come in handy sometimes the in laws,ghosty is it true theres jumping spiders in NZ??

Oh ... haven't come across any jumping spiders here ...
Supposedly there are no nasty spiders here BUT ... they do have an australian immigrant ... called a White Tail ... not very big but with a nasty bite that can go septic and people have been known to lose fingers and toes or even die from the blood poisoning that a septic bite can give.
I found one in my laundry basket a few weeks ago and freaked ... I found a website about them and e-mailed them about it and they said that if there is one in your house there will be more as they hunt at night in pairs (they like to eat other house spiders!!!!)
Needless to say I didn't sleep for days and springcleaned my house top to bottom ...
Did find the 'partner' ... he has now gone to heaven!

oh lord ghosty how horrible,you`re very brave i would have emigrated to antartica,where was the partner?

In the laundry too ... but on the window .... I am afraid to say he had a painful death ... sprayed him with some nasty spray ....

good!!i hate them ,we live near heathrow and im sure this mornings spider fell off a plane that came from australia or africa,it couldnt be an english spider,too big,i didn`t get her accent before she died

Good night girls, off to bedfordshire.

Sorry whymummy for leaving you in the luch last night, I just had 10 hours of wonderful sleep and raring to go today. I help bottle up with you want.

thats ok breeze,i closed early it was a quite saturday night,youll have to be in charge tuesday and wednesday as im off to amsterdam,ill send you some funny cakes if you`re good

Thanks a deal.

and if I forget to mention it again, Have a fab time.

helloooooooooo??is anybody there???

hi beetroot where did you go??

Hmm, never been here before but it looks like a friendly kinda place and definitely better than trying to do accounts on the pc....Can I have a large G and T please?

oh sounds great!!thats what i intend to do in amsterdam,get drunk and party till the early hours i cant wait!!

coming up soyabean,forget about work and get drunk with us

Hmm, never been here before but it looks like a friendly kinda place and definitely better than trying to do accounts on the pc....Can I have a large G and T please?

oops, that was the old refresh the page and send the message again thing. Sorry. The drink is slipping down nicely. I expect it'll help with the accounts too...

Newbie here - can I join you girlies for a drink after a long day...........mine's a dry white wine, unless anyone's buying champagne?

Near Newbury. Mother of one dd, nearly 12 months old - can't believe I've survived the first year. Took a long time coming, 6 goes at IVF then donor egg. Precious in the extreme, but trying not to be too OTT with it. And you? Seems like a close knit group, see the same names on most threads.

Love more - the donor for egg is my sister, and she has just had baby no 2 so is keen to donate more eggs for me!! Not got too many wrigglers tho as Dh had chemotherapy and it kills the blighters off. No wonder you need a drink with 4!! How old?