Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

[breeze]

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

Strawberry daiquiri please... or a marguerita... I'm not fussy. Oh what the hell, give me one of each. Thanks.... [takes long sip and eases into nice comfy chair].

too early for drink for me (or is it) but happy to serve others.

Just waiting for a delivery of blue WKD.

Speaking on wkd, I love the adverts, think my fave is when the bloke is in the lift and they put that board up with makes him thing he is stuck between floors.

Good morning breeze, too early in the day for me. I am enjoying the moment of all the kids still asleep. It is great.

I spoke too bloody soon. Two of them are up now. Peace shattered...

Wish mine was still in bed, really making me feel guilty about his head (see bad mothers thread)

Ok gone mid-day and my ds is going round his nans shortly, so I can relax with a nice long pina colada.

Pimms for me please!

1 Pimms coming up.

DS despatched without delay (sound like Anne Robinson) now I relax and not have to worry about upsetting the poor little sausage.

Been up the pub with DH this afternoon, I was driving so I had lemonade, so I fancy a few tonight, who wants what?

hi breeze,i`ll have a singapore sling please and some gerkins,ta!!

Ah Whymummy, I missed you last night.

You couldn't take over for a bit as I need to go to the cash and carry to get some pickled eggs, gerkins and pork scratchings, newton and Ridley forgot to deliver.

hi guys. Mr Wallop home and esconced in front of.. sports channels. Yawn

I could do with a rum and coke please

of course i do mind breeze i thought i could have another night off,you can`t get the staff those days
yes cod what would you like?

coming up bouncy!!dh went to bed for an hour but guess what?im not gonna wake him up cos i know hell want the computer(evil laugh)

am still rofl now I am cod or even coddy!
should have called myself haddock..

I think I will have a cold cold beer, no glass plaese

wheres m2t?

i spent £45 on a hair cut yesterday and it looked lovely,today it looks like i`ve been attacked by an apache indian it will never look the same

yes where`s she??waiting for the happy hour i suppose

cheapskate. Hair cuts are always like that Wm

Evenin' ladies ....

evening ghosty!how`s the weather in kiwiland today?,we are frying here

Well, this morning it is a bit overcast and we are expecting rain ... it is around 14 degrees celsius ... not bad for midwinter hey???
Very chilly at night though ... well, about 7 degrees ... but when there is no heating in your house it is a bit 'brass monkeys' IYKWIM!!!!

oh well,im not complaining ill prefer to be near the sea or swimming pool in this heat but hey cest la vie,storms coming tomorrow i knew it wouldnt last(sigh)

Thanks Whymummy,

While you are behind the bar, give it a quick polish thanks.