Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

[breeze]

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

M2T, I can see your lurking, a wee drop while you work

cant drink before 6pm Coffee before 12 and tea after - I am saddo I know

How about a glass or water then, Iced and not from the tap (Oh my god, thats what nell mangle used to order in neighbours, where the hell did I drag that up from)

coffee quick ) - you have 10 mins!

Here it is, enjoy, help yourself to biscuits and nibbles.

HUH!! How did I miss this!!?

Good idea Breeze - I might be up for it again tonight.

What do you mean again?, you've not had a single drink with me yet. I know you have other things on your mind, so your forgiven (just this once)

What will it be?

LOL - I'll have a vodka redbull please. I can't stand them in real life, but I need a vitual pick-me-up.

Diet coke for me please - I've just been to the gym and exercised a few muscles that haven't been used for 4 years

iota, anything stronger in that while I am feeling generous.

M2T, There you go, enjoy.

OK Breeze, stick a rum in it. I have no willpower.....

i`ll have a coffee ,brandy and cigar please ta!

What all in the same cup

Thanks Breeze....

Iota - you must have some degree of willpower, you made it to the gym and actually exercised!! Well done that girl.

thanks M2T, it was my first day. Will I go again?

Maybe not for a few days, maybe when you can walk again.

Any volenteers who want to tend bar when I am away and when Whymummy wants to have a rest.

Oh Breeze - that definitely sounds like a job for M2T!!

hmmm, this is a nice place you have here breeze. I will have a very large decaf latte please. And could you rustle up a blueberry muffin? (having starbucks withdrawal syndrome here in rural wilts)

Wiltshirelass, Sorry no muffins how about a pork scratching.

M2T, I am sure whymummy would agree but NO NO NO, you would drink all the profits

pork scratching? eughh. OK, how about a ploughmans then. thick slab of rough pate, bit of good old cheddar, and a tomato?

Ahh Now that I can do, crusty bread just out the oven. mmmmm

That rum and coke went down nicely, but I must be off to do some housework now.

See you later

Iota, Life is too short for housework. remember the sign of a tidy house is the sign on a wasted life. My house a tip and I am about to sit down and put my feel up and watch eastenders from yesterday. Oh go on then m2t, your on trial.

Iota - another immense demonstration of willpower! Leave Mumsnet to do housework??? Are you alright in the head?

Hey Breeze - Breeze I will be the epitome of responsibility whilst you are away..... all drinks will be paid for...... eventually.

delicious. what a fine hostess you are.
actually that has just made me realise that it is 20 past one and I'm starving..... back later for my mid afternoon sharpener