Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

[breeze]

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

I was going to say that I don't watch those channels here.

So Breeze, whats Steve like and what's his side of the story?

Ghosty, Did you really reply to my message in 1 second? Speady fingers or what.

Well Steve told me.............................
(oops sorry barrel needs changing)

No ... we crossed ... I was reading through and we spotted at the same time ....
This thread is going so quickly I can't keep up ...

What did Steve tell you Breeze???? Come on spill the beans !!!

Ah So I was quicker

Tell you what Breeze, I'll be barmaid for a few minutes while you tell us all about Steve?

Ok You didn't hear it from me right, you know the saying the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, well he really does believe that he is having it off with Delia, I think her MIl is pretending to be her. He only seeing her because he loves football and wants her to get him a season ticket for Norwich. Saying that he did say she had put on a bit of weight.

Gasp

Thanks for that. Codswallop will kick herself for missing it. Can I get anyone a drink or are you back on duty Breeze? I'll have to go in a minute too.

OOh I've missed so much, computer decided to freak out and had to log on again, my goodness what a coincidence that you know steve!!!!(can't do the cheeky grin face!)
Yes Ghosty the TV is shite as they say, but I guess on a saturday we're supposed to be out or watching rugby, after all this is NZ.
Breeze any other news on steve?

Well I think I am going to have to leave the bar, need something to eat...breakfast on this side of the world!. speak with you lot soon, thanks for the laughs

Bye 1sttimer, it was my first visit to this bar too, see you again. I'm off to bed, early start tomorrow

Sorry will have to close bar early unless someone else wants to take over for the remaining 30 minutes.

Only other gossip on steve is that he also used to date Rusty Lee (remember her from TV am) and also tried it on with Nigella. MMM I see a pattern forming here, and of course I know Steve me and codswallop are related.

Goodnight all and have a plenty night/day where ever you are

evening everybody,sorry to disapear like that but dh hijacked the computer GRRRRR!!
beetroot i`m going on tuesday just for 2 nights!

Beetroot - agree with bb comment. They are all too chummy with each other too, much better with 2 faced bitching! Jon Tickle too weird for words.

we got 2 free tickets with bmi after collecting tokens from a newspaper so dh and i are off for 2 days without the children YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!

we usually go away on our wedding aniversary so far we`ve been to talinn,copenhagen,marrakesh and bergen,i absolutley recomend it,although i never remember much about those places only the pubs

great!!you will love it!whos babysitting?my in laws have come down for 2 weeks so the children will stay with them,im still nervous about leaving dd(3) as shes an accident waiting to happen but MIL is really good with them so im sure they`ll be fine

Opened late today. Sorry guys I can see the queue for miles. Who wants want.