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I am not a slut or a whore

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babyicebean · 08/09/2009 00:36

I have a pole in my lounge for exercise, it takes up less room than my airwalker or a bike.

Apparently only whore, sluts and dirty women pole dance.

OK I am not very good yet and I find it all difficult but I want to do it and the himself has no such thoughts other than where he was fitting it.Yes I would like to be able to get off the ground but it will (hopefully) happen eventually.

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lou33 · 08/09/2009 21:12

i am with custy on this

she is hardly going to get raunchy with her kids about, as far as they know its a pole mummy uses to exercise

she isnt shooting ping pong balls out of her fanny ffs

mustrunmore · 08/09/2009 21:13

AF, you're two years older than me ffs, please dont tell me you already wear Scholl sandals and get excited when the seed catalogue arrives

Tortington · 08/09/2009 21:13

ping pong balls, now there;s a trick!

mustrunmore · 08/09/2009 21:14

Thank you lou and custy. Some voices of reason.

(why is my computer running so slow... is it me or mn??)

EleanoraBuntingCupcake · 08/09/2009 21:14

lou33 - shooting pingpong balls would be ever so good for teh pelvic floor.

mustrunmore · 08/09/2009 21:15

A perfectly possible trick; saw it on tv once!

Megglevache · 08/09/2009 21:18

what do you mean shooting pong balls out of a fanny. How the hell can that happen?

Lizzylou · 08/09/2009 21:18

Ah, ping pong balls, have had two big babies, I may have found a cure for me peeing myself on a trampoline.

AnyFucker · 08/09/2009 21:19

I don't shove this name in their face though, as in having the evidence of it in front of their eyes as they eat their tea

My Mn-ing is not anything to do with my family, it is private to me

You will note I have no profile and post very few identifying details

And swearing is not derogatory to women (not directly, unless it is used in a misogynistic fashion)

you mention contexts

how is ok for mummy to pretend to be a poledancer in the context of her living room, buts its not ok for some poor sex-trafficked teenager from Serbia to do it in front of men for their titillation for the price of a bag of chips ??

what will be your explanation to your children then ?

AnyFucker · 08/09/2009 21:21

lou33, you think the children won't wonder why mummy does this when they grow up a bit and start learning more about the world?

AnyFucker · 08/09/2009 21:24

for example, my 14 yo would certainly give a look if a pole for dancing around appeared in our living room....

AnyFucker · 08/09/2009 21:25

lol @ scholls and seeds

how did you know ?

EleanoraBuntingCupcake · 08/09/2009 21:25

and teh kids get to practise table tennis - win win

AnyFucker · 08/09/2009 21:26

oh dear, I sense a long post appearing any minute now

< dons hard hat >

AnyFucker · 08/09/2009 21:27

lol @ eleanora

have you sorted them out on the "10 yo dressed as a hooker" thread ?

mustrunmore · 08/09/2009 21:32

Because Serbian chip eaters would be doing it because they felt they had little choice (if they were unhappy , that is, I'm sure some non English pole dancers are very happy), whereas Mum is doing it for exercise, not for money, not to strangers.

And i still think i'm gonnea feel very bad when my kids find out I swear. I was gutted when I heard my Grandad say 'shit' when I was about 6, and it took al ot of explaining to ds1 to reassure him the woman next door is neither right or normal in shouting at her kids all day. Good job he doesnt know the meaning of (or pick up on) her calling her kids bitches and cunts , but I know we'll have to deal with that one day as he becomes aware.

AnyFucker · 08/09/2009 21:38

but you are pretending to do what sex-workers do

ah, sod it...we will have to agree to disagree

btw, have you given any thought to my request ?

mustrunmore · 08/09/2009 21:53

But I'm not. I'm not pretending anything. Argh! I wish you were here so I could show you the difference. Ok, I dance using the pole because I enjoy it, same as I enjoy going to the bottom of the garden and screaming. But then I also exercise with the pole. This does not involve any hip gyrating or hair flicking or pelvic thrusts. Its bloody exercise.
Pick a bit of gym equipment, say a balance beam. you can balance on it in a series of ways that work major muscle groups. You vcan do that to music. You can also ponce about on it to music because its fun. And then you could also lie on it simulating sex or across it with your arse in the air provocatively. The balance beam then becomes exualised. Do you see the difference?
Its not the equipment, its what you do with it. And for the boys, thats especially true as they have no preconceived ideas. To them, its face value. Its a long piece of metal that you can hang off. Or put magnets on. Or tie your brother to.

AnyFucker · 08/09/2009 21:56

you are ignoring my request with your talk of sexualised balance beams

moondog · 08/09/2009 21:59

prole dancing

mustrunmore · 08/09/2009 22:05

Look what I've done for you AF. I reckon you owe me a huge slab of chocolate for bending to your will just to make you happy. Or a box of ping pong balls.

mustrunmore · 08/09/2009 22:07

Now I must get off mn and begin my nightshift on the chatlines

AnyFucker · 08/09/2009 22:13

yay !!

AnyFucker · 08/09/2009 22:14

I can offer you some Creme Egg Twisted...

yummy

no hard feelings ?

mustrunmore · 08/09/2009 22:18

Is that cos they were going cheap in Boots? They are in ours.

Btw, as a point of interest, I dont like dreadlocks on caucasian heads