welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

ghosty spray yourself with fabreeze first,the smell is too obvious

night jac,that nighty did the trick

Phew! Costume off! Yes my knickers do match my bra.......... they're both old and thread-bare!

Hey don't blame me for the feckin Juke box!! I saw some slapper standing by it with only her nightie on! Then again, I can't really talk.... I'm standing here in my underwear!

Can I have bottle of your finest Chardonnay please? Cash up front!

here!!give me the money,give me the money,OI!!dont make me jump over the bar,come here......i know who you are and i know where you live you ll not get away with this!!!!

Calm down Whymummy I was just getting ma purse!! here's the money and get one in for yerself luv.

ok,go on do your singing it`ll stop you from drinking so much

Thought you'd never ask!!

Clock strikes upon the hour and the sun begins to fade
Still enough time to figure out how to chase ma blues awaaaaaaay
I need a man to take a chance
On a luv that burns hot enough to laaaaast
When the night falls
Ma lonely heart caaaaalllls

YEAH AH WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY.....

JOIN IN EVERYONE!

Hey I've just noticed the "M2T's probably teetotal in real life" comment!

You've caught me out, I've only been drunk once and I was sick on my favourite Nancy Drew book. never again!

I WANNA FILL THE TILL WITH SOME MONEY
YEEEEEAH WITH SOME MONEY FROM YOUUHUUUUUU

You are ruthless!!

YOU TEETOTAL?? HA!!

I think it's just the 2 of us left! D'you fancy a lock-in??? I've got a pack of card with me.

I'm baack! hic! Of all the bars in all the world I had to fall into thish one. Do you know how'da whistle, Steve?

yeah,i`ll leave some drinks outside for the kiwis

bonk,bonk

what`s that noise??must be jac upstairs

Actually Whymummy - that's coming from the ladies toilet!!

hi gilli,feeling better??you really over did it mate

EEEEEEEEEK who`s in there??

Hello, have I missed Happy Hour????

Double vodka and orange please, and a pint for Ewan here (don't tell the ladies from the yurt).

Nice place Whymummy, shame about the rather drunken clientele...still only to be expected in an area like this.

That was a DOUBLE by the way...

Hiya Gilli - do you know that your pants are on your head?

ANAIS!!! YOU'VE STOLEN EWAN! Was you in the toilets just now?

oi anais this is a really nice area if it wasn`t for the joyriders,gangsters and burglars,only three burnt cars outside in the last few hoursewan?ewan?surely not more scottish

That's not my pants, that's my leopard skin thong I've been using as a hair tie.....

Did someone just call me drunk?

gilli what about the ones on your head??

Well folks..... on that note.... I'm off home now. I limit myself to one stomach pump per night. Have fun folks!

Oh and Whymummy - the Scots are the ones that know how to party!

M2T you keep your grubby little mitts to yourself - Ewan is MINE, d'ya hear me????

Anyway, Soupie asked me to let you know - she's got the junior game-keeper for you. He's not my cup of amniotic tea, but you know, I'm sure he'll be alright for you...