welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

get the mike jac im with ya,ghosty doesnt wanna join as she only sings reggae

sorry about that, in the loo, I am stylishly dressed for the occasion tartan PJ's and ugg boots. Ghosty I figured have had breakfast so should be OK. OK..I'll takek a bag of nuts too keep me sober.

Ya maaaaan!

Oh, great we'll sing "No woman no cry".

Sibble ... no ... not the nuts!!!!!
Shall we sneak in a bottle of vino to Lollipops tomorrow ... I can just see the headlines on Saturday morning
"Mums go on wild rampage at Lollipops Playland ..."

Put me down for I will survive

Sounds good to me - we could always hide it in brown paper bag - always wanted to do that

because i waz high because i waz high

I'm BAAAACK!!

Stomach pumped and ready to go again! Whymummy - please let me back in..... I've got cash this time!

shouting over bouncers shoulder

Do you think this nighty is presentable enough....it does cover my bum,...as long as I don't bend down.

whymummy how long have you been at the bar - do you have a headstart

M2T are you going to sing with us !!

yes m2t the poor fly that got trapped in your purse is a fossil now

OH YESSS!

Shall I do my speciality Whymummy? I feel a Whitney comin on!!!

Do we have to be fancy dress, coz this Laa Laa costume is really hot and itchy!

sibble i only open today and im already running out of booze and theres only a fiver in the till!!
jac stop bending down!!

Oh, sorry I was hopeing to attract that hunky bouncer !!!

Put me another bottle of white on chill for next time - have to go swimming with DS now - lets hope don't sink Cheers girls - bottoms up - perhaps not if youre in short nightie

take the costume off m2t only if your nickers match your bra,jac don`t distract pedro,he feels very macho with his new job,is ghosty outside again???

There we are whymummy,take this twenty and put it behind the bar for my mates !!

i can`t guaranty anything sibble,no with m2t around

ta,cheers thanks a lot jac

Oooohhhhh..... maaaaaaan ..... whymummy ... that stuff is greeeeaaaat ....
I have to go now as playgroup is calling ........ (actually I have to see my dealer!)
See you later!

Do you think ghosty's passed out .

ghosty thats the pool table youre throwing your darts at,thr dart board is that round thing on the wall,the jukebox is broken who put a 2p piece in it??mum2tobyyyyyyyy????

Hay girls, see you later, looks like DH is heading off to bed.
Looks like my lucky night !!!