welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

here metrobaby,we do english breakfasts all day

where do you live beetroot??,here 2 ciders

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kareoke man is here pick your songs!!

sb34 - yes it was a good night.

Maybe I just need a hair of the dog??

2 glasses of wine over here please, whenever you're ready barlady.

Mines a vodka and orange please and a bag of salt and vinegar crisps

yes,theres tapas thype things like pork lips in wine or cows tongue al pil-pil

IT`S HAPPY HOUR FOR GOD SAKE!!!

Yes please... G&T would go down nicely... Just what I need after a VERY long morning...

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Oooh go on nice landlady - extend it, some of us only just got our babes to sleep

LOL Whymummy...

You can tell we're all Mums and don't get out much when people don't even understand the concept of Happy Hour!!

ill have to get some more staff i didnt know there was so many mums in need of a drink,right whos next??and dont wave your money on my face to get serve!!!

sb34 - I was at home talking on the phone to a fellow Mumsnetter!! It was like a girly night in. FAB!

hotpot ready!!
meanmum ive got 2 vodkas and cranberry juice here!!is she playing pool?

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Do you have any placenta pie and amniotic tea ?

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sorry love,only mushroom and placenta pies!

SB34 - A bottle of wine..... but today I feel like I had 2!! >groooooooan<

Beetroot - It was Breeze.

yes,who is she m2t??

is she nice??tell us ,tell us