welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

Carmel how much?
At the mo I could knock a lot of balls around. Men AARRGGHH They get me wound up.

No, I hadn't. Does anyone remember snakebites??

Your not gonna win smashing the balls up so i bet a million

Sorry folks - I was dragged into the pub next door to watch the UEFA Cup silver goal!!

A reef is an alchopop... and YES I remember snakebites from my Students Union! We used to buy a pint between us with 2 straws when we were really skint!

Thank goodness in a cyber bar I'm rich! Mines a Moet sweetie.

Well, sorry, but here's a blue nun or is it a black tower.

Mine was a snakebite and black in a plastic pint pot and it cost 50p

LOCK THE DOORS FOLKS!!
I'VE JUST ROBBED THE OFFLICENSE!!

Anyone for a Moet now? Or infact anythin you want!

if anyone asks, you didn't see a Catherine Zeta Jones lookalike comin through here... ok.

Aaah snakebites reminding me of my youth!!!!
They were yummy? I had one the other night actually.
Carmel what a million lira?
Or are you secretly chris tarrant?

You got me sorry!

This Mums Arms thread is just FAR too long...
I'll start anotehr one.

And for those that might be annoyed by this:

TECH Please don't archive this, just delete it!

M2T, I hope you head hurts this morning. B*tch me, I am hurt and deeply offended.

groan<

Coffee and an alkaseltzer please.

Great result though!

Breeze through a megaphone "WHY DOES YOUR HEAD HURT"