welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

M2T did nobody mention to you how many calories there are in wine?

Will someone please stop the room from spinning please.

M2T, I'm playing at Fairy Godmother at the moment. I'm thinking of putting on my wedding dress & tiara so that I look the part Can't remember the last time I wore a dress... actually, I can. It was Jubilee time when I went to a Royal themed fancy dress party in a long purple velvet evening dress and a moose head hat.

Soupy, your mails always make me laugh. Breeze, just come lie down on the couches for awhile, sing quietly to yourself and think pleasant thoughts. The dizziness will disappear before you know it. And if you believe that, I've got a bridge for you to buy too.

hey SoupDragon was that the Silver or Golden Jubilee?

Carmel - I'd love some!!

Where's the karaoke machine? Don't tell me it's been broken by one of you drunken idiots!

I went Camilla, DH put on some fake ears and a suit and went as Charles.

Sorry too late, who's shoes were they?

"I WAS Camilla".

And it was the golden Jubilee. For the silver one I wore a pleated white skirt, a commemorative T shirt and union jack knee high socks!

Iota - calories only count if you count them!!

Breeze - stop being a blouse! She's just attention seeking guys.

Iota - calories only count if you count them!!

Breeze - stop being a blouse! She's just attention seeking guys.

Learning from the master

well I was in the pub on the Silver Jubilee, trying to drink it dry of Morlands commerorative Silver Jubilee Ale

Spent the Golden Jubilee in a nice hotel in Snowdonia with the 2 kids - how times change

If posting the same thing twice is not attention seeking then I do not know what is.

If posting the same thing twice is not attention seeking then I do not know what is.

If posting the same thing twice is not attention seeking then I do not know what is.

Breeze you b*tch! If you weren't so pissed I'd start a pub brawl with you!!!! Just for attention though.

Thank goodness the !!!!!!!! re back. Thanks for your kind words by the way. Drinking pg and feeling rather good.

Sykes - I've organised a babysitter, permission from your doc to have a drink.... and here's a pint of whatever you want!

Cheeeerrrs, arf, arf. Mine's a pint of anything. Hope you have a brilliant wedding. I did handstands and cartwheels at mine an exhorbitionist moi???

I will have a couple of orange reefs please?
Change for the pool table too!!!!(After talking about ex would like to knock a few balls around)

Cheeky. What's an orange reef?

Havent you heard of them sykes?
They are alciepops. Orange and passionfruit is my favourite tipple.Yum Yum.

Yor quite good at pool i see, Doormat. Fancy a wager?