welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

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HOPE YOU ARE ALL SUFFERING WITH TERRIBLE HANGOVERS. Which I was but NEVER got served, I know how to take the hint

Change which to wish and it might make more sense

Morning you alcoholics!! It's M2Teeeee-totaler here! Feeling bright and refreshed and ready for another day?

I was wondering the pub does breakfasts?? Or maybe just a coffee.... I can't be a*sed walking all the way to the YURT. That path is getting right muddy!

2 bacon,eggs,mushroom,toast,tomatoes and 2 coffees coming for breeze and m2t,sorry about yesterday breeze it got really busy and i was on me own behind the bar,i`ll serve you free drinks all day to make up!!!

Well it's 5.30 pm here so it really IS happy hour!! OK, I'd like a really BIG pina colada thanks... and some nuts. And some chips. And a really attractive, interesting, intelligent, funny male to sit on the bar stool next to me to keep me entertained for the next few hours.

Thank you. It's been a hard day...

Thanks Whymummy! I got your mail, did you get my reply?

I never paid for most of my drinks yesterday anyway!

Holly02 - attractive, interesting, intelligent, funny male!!!!! Are you still asleep and dreaming?????

Whymummy, Thanks and keep them coming, start with a pina colada and then keep the blue-goo coming

Hey whymummy i never did get my sex on the beach!

sorry girly,i`ll send you and pedro to brighton

everybody ok for drinks,breeze,m2t,holly??im off to clean the toilets,ill leave pedro in charge mind he doesn`t drop his dentures in your pints!!

Whymummy - you're brave after all the noises that were coming from that toilet last night!!! Aren't you worried what you'll find???

I've been using the disabled loo.

Can I have a coffee refill please?

False teeth, ugh!!

Right, I'm here now. Wish these bloody landlady's would do better advertising of when there will be a happy hour. Can't believe I missed the whole thing. How do you expect to get any trade if you don't advertise properly.

Gripe over, I need a drink. Are those voddie & cranberry's still around? I don't care if they're hot and old I still need a drink.

Ewwwwww, what is that stench coming from the toilets.

Oh no, Pedro's behind the bar. I'm avoiding him as he was hopeless at the birthday party and I ended up running off with one of the fireman. Hope he's not too mad at me and will still serve me. I think it's time to don my disguise.

Busty barmaid to the rescue. Whymummy's busy, Pedro's looking for his teeth. Who fancies a pint. Look at the state of this bar, has no one cleaned it down. Can't get good staff now-a-days can you.

Oh, shoot. Pedro's not happy with me. I'll have to leave now and come back when he is gone. I think I'll just go off and find him a nice girl all for himself.

Downs the voddies, disses the disguise and dashes off to do some work. (God dammit).

thats just typical of you meanmum you waited till id left the pub to come in and dont tell me you didnt know cos i sent you an invitation in the post,anyway isn`t this a silly thread,hey?you better drink as much as you can before mumsnet takes away my license!!!!!

Whymummy - hang on a minute!! Isn't it MY license??? Aren't I the one responsible for all this???? I've led you all astray........ what a terribly unintelligent person I am.

no,mum2toby my name is above the door you own the brewery so we`re both out of business,now repeat with me
WE ARE THICK,WE ARE THICK,WE ARE THICK!!!

Make mine a large vodka and make it snappy!

I'm only here for a swift one during my lunch hour. I don't want any chat, frivolity or laughter so don't speak to me. Sooooooooooo......... just serve me and ignore me please.

OUCH..... I've just bit my tongue!!
This going to be difficult.

MINDLESS BANTER ALERT!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!

Quick hide it's Lil

quiet snigger

So, what do you all think of the state of the roads now. Aren't they shocking? Gosh, they jolt my poor baby around in his carseat something terrible.

(has she gone yet?)

oh,hello lil im glad you came were in need of some inteligent conversation
glass of rioja lil???