welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

right im off to get ready for tonight,im dressing up as patsy although i look more like edwina,short,fat no dress sense but anyway i like patsy i cant do the hair so ill put a bowl on me head and cover it with me hair,alright sweety?

ok then,its not your fault your mum did that to you in the supermarket,its terrible,how could she?have you had any counselling??here have a brandy

are you taking the miguel??i`m gonna have to get tallulah behind the bar

Whymummy I think you need to nip this free booze thing in the bud before you go out of business. Come on everyone pay up, here's my 50p

I'll jusht have the one large glarssh....or wash that two? I can't remember how mush I'm deant to be minking.....Don't mind me; Ill just lean on the corner...w
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sorry gilli i think youve had enough,go home have a strong coffee and get your fancy dress on!! girly 50p??? ill get the bouncers!!

where is all the kiwis??dont tell me ill have to open till 3 am!!

Do you deliver, I am desperate for a drink. (I will call AA tomorrow)

I'm happy just sitting here with my bottle of Italian red,
oooh dear, it seems to be going down well, there's only a bit left in the bottom, I'll have another bottle please !!!

I just popped in for a quick one and surprise surprise ... who do I see here? ... all those same people who were leading me astray at the party last week ....
Mine's a large one thanks ....

erm ... hello?

ooooooooh hello everybody!! great to see you all i was upstairs powdering my nose sweeties!!am i the only one in fancy dress????

i saw mum2toby being carried away by paramedics ethilic coma or someffing like that!!

If the bars stillopen I'll have a large glass of white, make that a bottle - hair of the dog

Bit quiet in here to night, perhaps you should think about a pub quiz or a live band !!!

sibble he he he ... isn't it a bit early for you, you old soak you!!!!

here sibble,what are you dress as??

ghosty,ghosty im sorry love youll have to smoke that outside

go around the back i`ll be there in a minute!!

Hang on whymummy I was told that this was a place where I could get some more 'stuff' ....

jac34 the band is on is way,aparently their bus broke down,ive heard theyre good!!put someffing on the jukebox will ya??

eherm!ghosty keep your voice down i`ve only just opened

oooops .... sorry whymummy ...

Oh, can't we have the karioki, while we're waiting.
I love singing "It's raining men", when I've had a few, anyone else going to join me !!