welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

night morocco and i hope nothing else happens over there,take extra care!

right,im off on my boys night out,help yourselves but dont take the micky,ill be counting the barrels and bottles tomorrow morning and ill watch the cctv cameras just to see what you get up to in my absense
adios!!!

MMM Empty bar. THE DRINKS ARE ON ME. I have been carrying around heavy washing machines and stuff and could do with a nice drink. Anyone care to join me as I hate drinking alone.

Oooh - am I too late for a swift Smirnoff black?

Breeze passed out by the amount of booze consumed while whymummy away.

Is anyone still here? Wake up Breeze you drunken bum!!!

Ah well, I'll just help myself to a classic Chardonnay.

POP<

glug glug glug.

Mmmmmmmm.

If someone doesn't join me soon I;m going to put the big screen on and watch the European UEFA Cup FInal. Then I'll get drunk, rowdy and perhaps offensive (out of character for me.... I know). I might even vandalise the toilet mirror with lipstick obscenities.

I'm with you M2T but want to watch The Matrix on Channel 5 so won't be doing any chatting until the adverts. Good company don't you think. I'll drink with you but won't annoy you til the adverts.

Excellent Meanmum!
I've just finished that bottle. I'm off to open another bottle and then wipe off the things I wrote about you on the toilet mirror. I didn't think you'd be in tonight.

OK I lied. I'll chat a little during the show. He can be so good looking but acts so badly don't you think. Keanu I'm talking about.

Don't worry about the toilet mirror, I won't notice as I only use it to vomit in anyway. I've got great bladder control you know.

I'm up for some Cava thanks. Whymummy introduced me to it the other day and I'm becoming quite partial to it now. Let's get into her stocks before she gets back from the pub.

Evening Ladies
Just popped in whilst waiting for my email ISP to sort itself out. This is the second night running that it's been down and I'm getting hacked off.
The second bottle of red is now open - M2T it's Wolf Blass again - Shiraz tonight, though.

Sorry I drank them dry. Someone help me home please.

Ooooh, I feel a shocker of a hangover coming on. Mixing drinks is just not good for me.

ks - my email goes through lineone (tiscali), but not for much longer at this rate.
We have broadband for internet stuff though, so will be changing my mail routing as soon as practical

Don't you dare leave Breeze. You'll be fine, the more you drink the less drunk you'll be. Anyway, if you go home now you'll just feel compelled to put a load in the new washing machine and you can have much more fun here with us.

Dont know whats going on in here, but i've just opened a bottle of wine, is that the idea?

oh no have just checked on dh and found ds2 (4) still up watching TV, whilst I'm drinking down the pub. And he has junk food for tea too - will social services be coming to take him away any minute?

Sorry folks - that stuff I wrote on the mirror was a b**tard to get off!

Welcome all! I'm on my second bottle of Chardonnay and I feel soooooooonng comin ooon!

WOW AH FEEL GOOD
AH KNEW THAT AH WOULD
AH FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL GOOD
AH KNEW THAT I WOULD!

Hi Carmel! Finish this bottle off first. pop that one back in the fridge.

Don't mind if i do! Cheers

Ahhh... a nicely chilled Smirnoff Black.

Just been reminiscing about my evening dress days. Sigh.

Iota - don't worry about Social Services. They'll blame your dh.

Dress soupie?? The only dress I can wear these days is my nightie

But it's cool.... coz I'll lose all this weight and be GORGEOUSLY THIN for my wedding.

Anyone for champagne? Or maybe just a dance?

phew - ds1 now safely in bed, so I can sit back and enjoy this glass of red.
I've been off the sauce since Friday as dh and I overdid it somewhat and I didn't feel too sparkling on Saturday.