welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

shut up!
hang on,hang on not you silly billy,thats what the songs called

beetroot is just meanmum and me,any one wants to join us??

EH?

Anyway - I wanted to ask you what your policy is withing the Mums Arms about the smoking of calming herbs harvested from the Yurt garden?

Oh, go on then...

M2T, you come and nick our dope, but when was the last time you cleaned out the b**y llamas??? Huh??? HUUUUUHHHHHH????????

oh,errrrrrrrrr,mmmmmmmmmmmm,oh what the hell after the things ghosty smokes you can smoke what you want but give us some!!

Shall I roll then?

WHO BEETROOT??

Shhhhh Ks, we don't want word to get back to her ladyship.

i blame the cider,beetroot
was it john,james,peter,dan,mike,shane(if australian)tom,richard,edward,carl,dave,jason?

eeergh - noone tellt me what time it wuz - jist have wokin up in toilets - musssst git hame nooooooo - dh cider is work of the devvl.....was under bar stool all night - have missed party again. sigh.... night night

I am popping in after drinking a whole bottle ( nearly) on my own and feeling absolutely fine. have I got another problem ?

I think you're asking the wrong group of people Mears

tony,tim,mark,george,victor,henry,miles,chris,alfred,derek,lewis?oh for god sake how could you forget if he was that good???

Just poppong my head in on my way home from the Yurt. I had to retreat back there, I just wasn't in the pub mood.

Whymummy - maybe she never got his name in the first place or am I the only slapper that's ever found herself in that situation the next morning. "Eh Hello, I don't mean to be rude, but what's your name again??" >cringe< It still haunts me.

Have a wonderful weekend folks and if Mumsnet is still here then I'll be back online on Tuesday.

Don't stay up too late.

PASS THE JOINT BACK OVER HERE WILL YOU< WHOEVER"S GOT IT.

Pour us another whymummy, 1 more won't hurt, and M2T's mcuked out the llamas, bless her.