welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

Want a nut Bobsmum?

hello everybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
this is serious
ive just bought a barbie bike and the free helmet is winnie the pooh,i mean should i write to n 10?? its a disgrace,the blue helmet doesnt go with the pink im just in a terrible mess i hope you all think this is inteligent enough otherwise ill leave now and youll never ,ever see me again!!

Couldn't you exchange it somewhere else? or even there. Sell that one and buy the barbie one?

Wheres me drink missy

right ok,i`ve just seen the spanish teacher thread and thought it was one of you taking the p out of me,ha,ha,ha,ha anyway all this buying bikes has left me exhausted can someone get me a pint of vodka and redbull

Your pub, serve yourself

Whymummy - didn't know you were dealing with such major issues. You should have let us know sooner so we could offer support, comfort and intelligence in solving the problem. Well actually you need to go to a different thread for that because we're just here having fun.

By the way can I borrow your Iceland book that you mentioned on a different thread.

can I have a very small cyber nut please?

HA!!no support no book,you just dont realise how serious this is,how can i look at my dds eyes again knowing what ive done,i should have known ill never get any inteligent suggestions from you lot,liiiiiiiiiil oh liiiiiiil??

Yes but whymummy, it will be on her head so she wont be able to see it, cant you tell her to clothes her eyes then put it on. Or tell her that Winnie is barbies bestest friend.

Bobsmum, mmm I am sure at the moment I would like to cyber nut a few people as well

ROFL breeze

Ahh, you have cleaned your house haven't you whymummy. That's why you're not rolling on the dirty floor but just rolling on the floor.

How could you. I feel betrayed. Life wasn't so bad when we were both domestic sluts but you've gone to the other side now. I'm devestated.

Don't worry meanmum, my house is a tip and really can not be bothered at the moment, i will do the usual half an hour dash before DH gets home to make the place a little more presentable.

RODFL meanmum,i only managed to clean the bathroom,went to have a fight with lil,check the pub,get the bike and check the pub again theres just not enough hours in a day,they say that the hotter the country the lazier the people,now whats is hotter australia or spain,i think you win so i`ll stop cleaning so not to offend you on saturday

I hate drinking on me own, anyone want to join me?

I fancy a fag and a cuppa

LOL, nothing stronger?

oh go twist my arm, think i need one after reading the reins thread! I'll have a large brandy

Talk about spooky, sometimes you suggest troll threads but don't want to mention it in case it is genuine.

I have blue-goo, malibu, and archers take your pick

Bluegoo it is then!

I'm another one in here after the reins thread! I need a pint of Guinness to calm me down before publicly whipping Sonnnia! I've asked the Mumsnet team if she's genuine, if she is I'd like to know where she lives!!!!!
Oh please someone buy me a pint of Guinness!

I will Rhubarb, have just rifled dh's pockets and found a fiver!

Bless you Girly! I owe you one!

Your welcome! anytime, spending dh's money is fun!

Well if the drinks are on you, I will have another one please girly's dh