welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

My dh is an accountant, and his hair seems to have gone a funny shade of grey since marrying me

Can't think why

what have i missed??what reins thread?should i stay away?tell me,tell me i`ll pour myself a large brandy,ta

Whymummy, turns out it maybe a perv posting about harnessing children, if I were you I would stay well clear. Leaves a nasty taste in the mouth.

I need another top up, ds is teething and dd is being stroppy! what a combination. They are driving me nuts!

thanks girly,i had a look,really weird,mind you i`m thinking about restraining m2t to her stool so i make sure she pays for her drinks

i know how you feel girly,my dd has one day left of her terrible 2s,will it make a difference,somebody say YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!

Whymummy, mine is a Whyte and MacKay with ice please. Oh and where is the Karaoke machine, feel the need to fling on the medallion, get out the hairy chest (fake) open the shirt to the belly button, and gooooooooooooooooooo........... Pleeeeeeeeeeeease reeeeeeeeeeelease mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee leeeeeeeeeeeeet meeeeeeeeeee gooooooooooooooooooooooo, cos I donnnnnnnn't lurvvvvve yoooooooooooooooooooou anymoooooooooooore, and to finish I'll attempt to swallow the mecodiaphone (microphone) I think I'm getting worse, time for a wee glass of Red me thinks!!

good lordy tigger you really need a drink,there you go,i`m next on the kareoke
why,why,why delilha teereeeeeeereeeereeree
my,my,my delilha teeeeeereeeeeereeereere

Just sent dh out for a takeaway - anyone want anything from the shops?

a giant gherkin please

just the one - are you sure?

oh and 2 pickled eggs,ta

I'm not cooking tonight can he get a takeout for us to. Monies on top of the fridge if he needs it. Don't mind what sort of takeout he wants to get. Enough for me and dh please.

Not the only one who loves pickled eggs then

He's bringing bakewell tarts too which i thought was a bit random but hey, a couple of strongbows and I'll eat anything - keep em coming purveyor of intoxicating liquor - ta

i`m off to change the barrels,breeze keep off my pickled eggs!!!

Your alright whymummy, I only had a major craze when I was pg.

I have a drink though,

Your alright whymummy, I only had a major craze when I was pg.

I have a drink though,

Ooooooh now that I think of it I really fancy a lamington. Think he could just nip off to the Borough market for me and pick a few up. I'm sure it's not too far out of his way.

No probs - we have jam tarts and those little butterfly cupcake things with buttercream icing - decorated with scampi fries bien sur

Quick while she changing the barrell off with the pickled eggs. shhhh don't tell

have come dressed appropriately today, silver pointy cone bra and boots, gold cape - I am supersibble ready to perform Like a virgin - oh I'll have a white wine first - here's a tenner for the till - best take a bag of nuts too still morning here

Please, please, please get me a drink quick...anything alcoholic! Just got to the computer after wiping up copious amounts of sick from ds2 who vomited all the way down me after giving him his bedtime bottle - urrrgh I hate that! I need alcohol

I have had a shower by the way in case you were thinking of not letting me through the door of this drinking establishment! Hope I haven't put anyone off their pickled eggs......

Welcome sibble and tetley, you may have to help yourself as the service here is crap. Help yourself to pickled eggs as well.

Don't worry Tetley. I'll be vomiting later so a little smell of sick now wouldn't have put me off. My ds vomits after his night time bottle too. Never often enough for me to have his messy mat under his bed to protect the carpet all the time. Do you think they plan that and yes it is so annoying.

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