welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

Come on Mum2toby, the reason people single you out is because they can pretty much guarantee what your reaction will be. Ignore them and I am sure they will leave you alone and pick on someone else.
Don't take it so personally, nothing wrong with having fun.

Where are we on that LARGE ONE

Hey Bobsmum you have just reminded me of the time whilst at Uni i used to drink Snakebite! and i could down a whole pint in one go, without dribbling, which was a BIG hit with the uni Rugby team. Aaahh the good ol days

Breeze - Isn't it shocking though that people would post just to upset me and entice a reaction from me!??"?

Another HUUUUUUUUGE glass of wine here please....

...I'll shut up about it now.

If this was a real student union it'd be subsidised grog and loads of intelligent conversation probably about star trek and modulating phasers and other black t-shirt wearing subjects. far as I can tell this is way classier - working mens club at least. Anyone seen my whippet?

A pint of snakebite used to cost £1 when I was at Uni. We used to have beach party theme nights at out SU bar, in November, bbrrr

Apparently snakebite and diesel are now banned insome pubs cos it's just too powerful for engineering students

I could manage 5 pints, 6 and I would chuck!

am speechless girly!! but also lightweight perhaps?

Can't wait to go drinking with you Girly. I never used to be able to count how many I could drink (in my peak years) but am happy to say could spend the equivalent of £140 in one evening on alcohol so suppose that means a lot.

OMG could never do that now! I was 18 at the time and it came with practice

I would never spend more than a fiver!

You want to talk about a light-weight, in asda I buy a bottle of their blue goo £3.50 for 1.5 lires and I can get easily pissed on £1.75 worth. Cheap night out for me. Must definately make the next booze up.

dh makes his own cider if i can offer anyone some mooshine? - v v v v v vv v v v powerful!!!!

that's moonshine - told y'all it were powerful

I'll try the moonshine. I've never had any before and am dying to rip my insides out by some home made stuff.

Remember I don't drink pints just spirits and they always cost loads more.

Breeze - you're needed at the next drinking session definitely. As is everyone else but we didn't have many takers before.

girly- I used to drink snakebites too!!!!miss them
it is amazing what sacrifices you make when having a family boo hoo

Meanmum, Needed eh? as long as you don't mind carrying me from the first pub and then around for the night, or else I could just have coke.

Definitely needed and I'm way out of practice so we'll have to carry each other. I can see us all now arm in arm supporting each other down the road singing "Hey Jude" and waking up the neighbours.

Meanmum - we used to serve it in pints but dh and I got rather irresponsible - fortunately the curtains were closed. Can I offer it to you in a rather lovely Edinburgh crystal champagne flute instead and we'll call it chateau bobsmum (aged in B&Q plastic casks)?

Thought I'd just nip in for a quick one - am thirsty after all my cleaning this morning

And can someone pleeeeeeze answer my bf thread - I'm still gagging for a pack of KP nuts (the ones that have the lovely laydeeeee in the green swimming cossie on the packaging underneath)???

Ooh, what a lovely palate it has and the colour is just to die for. Serving it in the Crystal just puts it in a whole new league doesn't it. Mind you, don't think I'll be getting irresponsible with you young lady. I'm a happily married woman with a husband who does most of the work at home so can't afford to trade him in.

Meanmum your on, and who will be joining us?

Sorry about the sediment tho meanmum - just don't tip the glass too far and it should stay at the bottom.