welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

Can all of you please stop talking to each other!! Just because we're on a discussion website doesn't mean we should talk to each other!! For god's sake this mindless banter is driving me inane (ooops insane).

Right, give me another quick voddie and then honest I'm going to go back and do some work.

(she's still here I think)

I know what you mean..... just the other day I went over on my ankle and nearly sprained it! I wrote a letter to my local council telling them what a disgrace it is that they can afford to paint fences but can't fix our roads and footpaths!!

Now, if you do insist on talking amongst yourselves then how about this for a serious conversation ...................

I've just eaten the worst lunch from my work cafe ever. The state of affairs in that canteen are just too much. Advice needed please on how to rectify the horrible food.

Is that serious enough and obviously important enough to all of you. Yes, I thought so too.

When does the pub quiz start?

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oh,meanmum i havent got a clue what youre talking about,me thicko no comprendo,je compre pa,no speako the language,i am off to pratise my ingles
HE HAS A HOUSE IN HOLLAND,HE HAS A HOUSE IN HOLLAND,HE HAS A HOUSE IN HOLLAND

I was trying to be frivolous and light hearted but obviously failing miserably. Sarcastic humour lost on all including myself so sorry.

I need a drink!

Whymummy, what have you got thats cheap or BOGOF! Is it happy hour again?

I'll have a southern comfort and lemonade please!

Not lost on me meanmum!

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M2T!! Oy! M2T! Get youself back in here and drop it on the other thread. Some things just aren't worth it. We've all stuck up for you.

Here, have a glass of Rioj... erm... cheap red plonk.

Edgarcat - You're not suspended! Well actually, maybe we all are!

I have no quarrel with Lil, but I certainly think I'm due an apology at the very least!!!!!

Now, you're not to go back to that thread again - do you hear me? Just go and stand behind the Yurt's composting toilets and scream.

Oh, and grab me some cookies on your way back.

ROFL - Soupy.

Hello girls,
can I have 5 orange + passionfuit reefs please,
oh and change for the pool table.

M2T what has upset you (being a nosy a** as usual or would you rather not mention it)

What am I missing? Which thread?

Oy landlady, I see an empty glass and can you please empty my ashtray its disgusting. Thanks.

and when you have time I would like a large one please (wouldn't we all)

If Breeze can have a large one I want one to please. Don't want to miss out.

Doormat - I'm not that upset now.... I just don't understand why I'm being singled out!!!!!!!

I would like a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE glass of wine please and a punch bag. Thanks.

Can't manage a punch bag but I've got a homemade blueberry muffin if you're interested? I AM a domestic goddess!

I think I've missed something out here.
Glad to see you are not upset.

Can I have another 5 bottles pppplllleeeeaaaassseee

Read the don't change mumsnet thread to understand the anger and hurt and then come back to us with offerings from the Yurt.

Thanks Soupie.

Hey Meanmum..... that rhymes!!!!

Am experiencing my first ever mumsnet rage.... I'm now leaving it all behind. ... It's at times like this I wish I smoked. Mines a cider and black with a straw pleezzzz.