Please help Beetroot fulfil her dream to pose topless

[ThomCat]

So, Beetroot suggested a Mumsnet topless calender. Actually no Tamum did but it's Beetroot that has, for many, many years now (!) had a desire to bare her breasts.

As I love her dearly I've said I'll do January.

I see Beetroot as September as all the leaves on the trees are turning red.

So, who else is up for it.

We're raising money for a worthwhile cause btw.

ha ha ff!

I found this whilst doing research today for my work marilyn standing in blossoms . Who would brave being outside though !!!

what about mrs robinson

thats a good one Lou , would we have to use our dh !!!!!

quite spooked that www should link that page of flowers and blossom , as Im doing research on images for that right now !!

beety told me she wants us all topless, although we could have nipples covered

I'd quite like to do 'student mum' if it's not already taken?

can't we hire in a young mayaan?

Hey seashells, don't tell me I have to look revolting and feel really bad!!!!

oooh yes young maaaayan would be kinda cool, but so nerve wracking , I admire your boldness girls. Im gonna need some. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk

Not sure of showing too much titeeeee !!!!

yeah Im with anorak , dont want to look yuck and feel crap about myself.

Have only just read this thread - what a fab idea! Can I be in it? I would happily do a Marilyn - she's my idol. Would love to be in it. But I'm up north - does that matter?

We don't need to hire a young man, we have the MN dads!

I'll do one if you can wait a couple of months when I'll be a weight I'm happier with.

Hmm, I've been thinking about this over night and what the hell, I'll do it if you still need anyone - provided the cause is a good one.

Has there been any more talk about that? My cause at the moment is the make poverty history campaign, and the related charities - Oxfam, Unicef, Save the Children, Christian Aid.

Maybe each month could have their chosen (child related?) cause and divide the money between them.

There HAS to be a pregnant mummy somewhere in there, and can't we rope one of the guys in, just to give it a bit of a 'twist'?

Oh, I could do Mrs Robinson with dp (except that I'm blonde!)

yeh but having a mn dad might make their wives feel uncomfortable with them being about topless ladies!

i vote for emailing gael garcia bernal and asking if he is available. He is in London atm in a play. Of course he would have to be in my shot first, then you can have him after

Oh yes Lou, that's a brill idea, I'd never even heard of him before you starting linking to him, he's yummy. Thankyou!

We should get my cousin kimi on this. She already appeared topless in the Sunday Sport or some such rag. She is a complete exhibitionist. I'm emailing her now...

Well if we can all do it with our celebrity crushes then I am definately in

Lou, the men don't need to be around the topless ladies, the pictures can be taken separately and then merged together.

the mrs robinson shoht would be hard to do like that tho woudnt it?

probably, if any couples would do it.

Isn't there some single dads on here? What about lockets and WMF doing one together?

jmg1 is a single dad, who wants him?!