Please help Beetroot fulfil her dream to pose topless

[ThomCat]

So, Beetroot suggested a Mumsnet topless calender. Actually no Tamum did but it's Beetroot that has, for many, many years now (!) had a desire to bare her breasts.

As I love her dearly I've said I'll do January.

I see Beetroot as September as all the leaves on the trees are turning red.

So, who else is up for it.

We're raising money for a worthwhile cause btw.

about 20,000 i think

There you go then!

20,000 blimey, where are they all?

don't think all of them use the forums

I know, I'm sorry, I sound like a killjoy. But I don't tell people about mn so I wouldn't want to advertise it. And because I don't tell anyone, no-one would ever think to get one for me. I don't think I'm the only one who doesn't broadcast about using mn.

Actually, on that programme, I seem to remember that the calendars which did the best are the male topless one because you can show more flesh. And because women would buy it.

most of them dont use the forms, but might receive the mumsnet newsletter, so it could be advertised that way.

well then you'll have to organise a mumsnet dads calender

are there enough of you?

there have been a few newbies join up recently so maybe

Though this doesn't help beetroot much

dunno, the thought of looking at topless pictures of men is making me feel much better

although i know what pics would make me feel 100% recovered

You haven't seen us all yet! so i wouldn't get too excited

What ones are they lou?

that is true, i may rear back in horror instead

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Oh Wow - a real Calendar Girls scenario!

What's the worthy cause??????

SJ x

i would have botox for it if i was asked to, as long as i didnt have to pay

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More doom and gloom eh cod?

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speak for yourself cod

not you!

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were you caught off guard there cod?

i should retreat to the hills now, TC is going to be jan!