Please help Beetroot fulfil her dream to pose topless

[ThomCat]

So, Beetroot suggested a Mumsnet topless calender. Actually no Tamum did but it's Beetroot that has, for many, many years now (!) had a desire to bare her breasts.

As I love her dearly I've said I'll do January.

I see Beetroot as September as all the leaves on the trees are turning red.

So, who else is up for it.

We're raising money for a worthwhile cause btw.

She made loads and loads of copies, paid a professional photographer, paid for a lot of publicity, and only sold a couple of calendars. It was pretty staggering. They were spinners

Oh! In that case would you like me to be project accountant????

I'd do it but with my empty, saggy, spaniel ear shaped boobs I doubt I'd have the desired look.

Ewwww, that doesn't paint a pretty picture does it

erm how topless is topless - i'll do it if I can be topless but cover a reasonable proportion of my baps ifswim.

Tatum - I think your first admin task should be to run this past MN top bods

If they are happy then we need to set up a charity.

With all the mumsnet members we should be able to sell a fair few copies, shouldn't we?

February - baps covered with something heartshaped maybe????

can OI breast feed for May then?

I'm going to look forward to this - but will I have to wait 'til December?

like the idea for charity - a childrens one?

at last I will get to see what all you (supposedly) coy mners look like - in fact it sounds like it will be a lot more than your faces

I just thought that soapbox. If it's being done in the name of mumsnet then it would definitely have to be given the go-ahead by them. It is a captive market, isn't it? Do you have any vague idea of how much we could raise? I haven't the faintest idea how much it would cost to print or anything.

It's being done for a campervan for Jimjams, Joolstoo.

I'd do it - if anyone can think of something really, really tiny to cover my boobs with...

oh ok - don't know the story but I'm sure she's worthy

put me down for the first copy off the press

God, I just nearly fainted when I saw "Jan" down the page.

Thank god you meant January!

I will buy one!

Nah, viewers would need a magnifying glass to find mine, so ........

Happy to help with admin if tamum needs an assistant.

I'd do it but definitely don't have the assets to