I missed the first half, Tinker, so I didn't hear that bit. I don't think he is a sexual being at all - the babies were conceived "with my sperm cells" - all 3, not just the last one - I don't think he would even be interested in childish experimentation.
Was the boy who accused him of sexual abuse supposed to have spent time alone with him? So there would have been no corroboration either way? From what he was saying in the programme there are always hordes of them in his bedroom these days.
He had a rotten childhood by normal standards whatever actual abuse did or didn't take place. I think he does have an idealistic image of the innocence of children and wants to be part of that - having missed out on it himself. He is obviously a complete fruitcake (but we all knew that anyway) and I think he means well with all his loving snuggling cookies and milk stuff. (And he has a point about so many American kids these days getting no love, attention or time.) Shouldn't be allowed to have his own kids unsupervised though!
By the end I quite wanted to slap Martin Bashir with his incredulous expressions, heavy innuendo and smugness.
BTW, re MJ's plastic surgery etc, have a look here:
www.guardian.co.uk/flash/0,5860,547930,00.html
(click on the arrow on the left to start it)
it's a morphing sequence of faces - I think the nose/lip went wrong in 1998. I'd like to see what he looked like at a couple of points between 72 and 84 though.