Oh hmb you missed a cracker! I missed a few bits because I just had to run away but basically: the new wife rules were for Sonia that the house should be tidied of the cuddlies/posters (all to go back when she went), no swearing in the house and the family should go with her to some things she enjoyed (gym, jazz club etc).
For Dee, the only rules I caught were Lance should stop smoking weed in the house and leave disciplining the kids to her.
Cue ENORMOUS rows. I thought the 5 minutes (a long time to watch without hiding behind the sofa) barny between Dee and Lance over Lance smoking in the house was bad enough (ending with Lance pointing out to Dee that her fat was more of a health hazard than his habit) but it was definitely topped by Mary?s behaviour when she came home and found Sonia had not only removed all the soft toys in the living room but had culled most of those in her room, too. As Sonia put it ?Mary had a baby?. She basically threw a massive toddler tantrum, enlivened by some pretty foul and racist language and eventually her dad (forgotten name) lost it with her and forced her to go and apologise. Great moment.
Meanwhile Carol and dad seemed to rather enjoy having Sonia around which led to a rude shock for Dee when she got back. Just have to quote Mary here, who has just given her mum a cuddle ? Dee asks Carol for a cuddle and Carol looks mutinous so Mary says (imagine two year old whingy voice here) ?oh no, she doesn?t do cuddles for anyone except Sonia?. What a b!!!
And just when you thought it couldn?t get any more tense, there?s a sort of debriefing session at the end when each couple gets to talk about what they think of the other couple?s lives, including their children. Argggghhhhhhh. Turns out Dee?s hubby has a problem with Mary?s language for a while and when he points that out and asks Dee to help him sort it out Dee then throws a wobbler and threatens him with a divorce!
Still it ends with Dee reading the riot act to Mary, so who knows?
Real car crash tv. In years to come people will think we were barbaric to have watched this stuff.