mums who swim but dont get their hair wet

[lowcalCOD]

I make ds2 go past and splash them
jessies

I remember the "no petting" signs!

eys COD WOULD LIKET O REPORT THAT SHE HAS NOTHING AGAINST HATS OR HATWEARERS
DS1 WEARS ONE TOO

The odd thing about the hats at DSs lessons is that the adults don't need to wear them.... why??

because thy are worth it
dot he kids wear mascara?

DS2 does. And lipstick.

sorry had to take time out to serve the kids their chicken nuggets....anyone want to dis me for being a bad mother?

Anyway, the David Lloyd is full of women swimming in make-up and styled hair and wearing lots of jewellery. I've had to start putting in my diamond earrings before I go, as I feel left out - I take off my Gucci watch though, as I'm frightened it might break

lol I used to loive i suutton cold field and htere was one there

lotsof mums in gold shoes in daytime
( anyone has gold shoes I aplogise)

I haven't got any gold shoes, will I be more acceptable at the DL if I get some? My style is scruff rather than glam

me - ready for a slpash

iota, cod and aq ready for a dip - but will they fit?

I will have you lot know that I have the flowery one (bathing cap - multi-color not just blue) and I ADORE it, sometimes I wear it in the kitchen preparing dinner just so that DH can pee in his pants. I also have a puppet named Gretchen....

And as for KaftansI collect them and wear them all day long. I have several from Egypt, Japan, moo-moos from HawaiiI LIVE IN THEM!!!! And Lou, you do mean Margot from the famous Britcom? If so, I always loved her...wished I could know her and real life. We do have our own pool in the backyard, so I can take a dip in my bathing cap with our without my Kaftan!

what has happened to the boobs of the one on the right, Enid?

That is the one I have AuntyQuated!!!

Enid -I must be the one at the back, as the thighs aren't big enough on the other 2

Thank God, it looks like the one in the middle shaved it's arms...COD would NEVER go without shaving....

sunchowder - do you waer swimsuit in the kitchen when cooking dinner in the hat?

No, I wear my Kaftan!!!!!

cod doesn't need to shave - she's got scales

Oh Shit IOTA!

thought it may be after i'd posted it

....electronic ones that can detect a 4oz weight loss

Ooh, I used to be a lifeguard and we all used to love it when one of the regulars came in- she had one of those flower-covered caps and swam with her head out of the water. She used to look like a little tropical island. Snort.

N.B. I do realise I am sounding like I am making up professions for myself, but it's true, honest, and I will sue anyone who says otherwise

You cant go swimming without doing a handstand and diving, so your hair must get wet

I agree

Tamum, I now have an image of you wearing a red swimsuit, and having pneumatic boobs a la Pamela Anderson