Things that cause irrational rage

[Soberinthecity]

I’ll go first: For me the word, “hubby”…. No idea why. And I’ve acknowledged it’s irrational, so….

Ehr yeah everything is wrong with those two. 🤢

It really does!

What are 'dippy eggs'? It doesn't sound like something I'd like to eat.

Much like 'picky bits'. Ugh.

Aaargh. It's kerb. Curb is to stop something.

And DCs that don’t reseal packets that actually are resealable. (Said after finding ANOTHER block of cheese left open and dried out in the fridge….)

Eggs and soldiers

Frocks and slacks

I agree with so many of the previous posts, but 'date nights' and 'we're pregnant' make me particularly angry. I get extremely irritated by people who begin sentences with 'So', and the use of abbreviations of almost any kind, but particularly references to 'DH', 'DD' etcetera, and worst of all 'Ddog', which is longer than typing out the actual word.

I also get irrationally, and very unreasonably angry by the way in which Ocado pack my shopping bags each week - I have a fridge freezer in my utility room and a smaller fridge in my kitchen, and keep different things in the two. When I pack my shopping in the supermarket, I pack things into two separate bags, but I always get irritated that Ocado pack things for both fridges in the same bag despite them having no way of knowing my circumstances 😂

I have a DH who is incapable of putting lids back on jars properly. He does a sort of half-arsed cockeyed twist and shoves it back in the cupboard or fridge. Does my head in.
Served him right the other day though, when he knocked a jar of redcurrant jelly off the shelf in the fridge and down all over his feet.

All of those….and beginning a sentence with, “So….”

Yes! 😂

And me….reminds me of morph

2 words: Radio 6

guarantee you won’t hear any of that shite

Oh god, I do that. (And hate it) Where do I put the cloth??

This! 👆🏻

😂 usually footballers

♥️

Women or (particularly) girls being shown on film or TV using a toilet. It's never necessary and it's, well, rude. OK we all do it but we all reveal something in doing so.
Anyway you said 'irrational'.
But if men or boys are shown doing that, there's a reason. They're usually talking to each other while peeing or commenting on something. We don't pee together in the open like they do
& there's a reason for that: we NEED privacy.

Equally, "the girls" when talking about a group of adult wonen, the term often used by adult woman who also have a "bestie" and a "baby daddy". Shudder.

I saw that one on the tube yesterday morning and let out an inadvertent "Oh fuck off." Who talks like this?

The theme music to the One Show. Kids being allowed to stand in shopping trolleys and putting their poop soiled shoes where my apples are about to end up. My own ridiculously loud snoring. EScooters driven at night, on the pavement by idiots wearing black, with no lights and a desire to kill me or my dog or both. Life Sentences that last for 16 years. Not being able to sleep. Using the word belly instead of stomach. People who constantly choose to park on the zigzag lines at crossings because they can't be bothered to walk and extra 8ft. Sorry I got a bit carried away and could go on and on!

Pants, frocks and slacks and slips .

The current trend of wearing white sports socks pulled up over leggings with crocs.
Looks inarguably stupid. Some people will wear anything that's currently in fashion.

What other people choose to wear has no impact on me. No idea why this particular fad annoys me so much.

People who have the volume on on their devices in public. I hate it so much. If you or your child can’t not wait for five minutes in the doctors waiting room without playing a game or watching YouTube, then you should have headphones on.

People who have baby showers. Excuse to get free presents. Oh, and then proceed to do a gender reveal. So over the top