Things that cause irrational rage

[Soberinthecity]

I’ll go first: For me the word, “hubby”…. No idea why. And I’ve acknowledged it’s irrational, so….

Anyone being in the kitchen near me when I'm cooking. Guaranteed as soon as I need to grab something from a cupboard/drawer, they will be loitering about in front of it 😐

People who show no excitement/gratitude on the Coin Drop on This Morning.

Ditto yawning. I do NOT want to see inside your mouth

When you try to put a tupperware back in the cupboard and an avalanche of plastic rains down upon you (which you then have to out back). RAGE

Being harassed for feedback every time I eat out, buy anything online (seller plus courier wanting feedback), have a haircut etc. I understand it helps businesses and it's great to reward genuinely good service but just feels like extra work.

The song I just want to dance the night away by the Mavericks.

YY, or rather NO, to “dippy eggs 😡

Referring to going out for dinner/cinema etc with DH as "date night"

"Me" instead of "my" - colloquial where I'm from, but irritating nonetheless

"We're pregnant" as though it's a shared physical experience 😂

@marshmallowfinder

Nearly every liquid is juice here in Scotland!

I hate "Squash"

It's diluting juice

Calling pets ‘my fur babies’ or even ‘babies’. They’re animals. They deserve to be treated as such, not anthropomorphised into humans.

@ArnieandBob I’m with you on the cars on pavements too. I would find myself very unsteady with a sharp object…

yy about apostrophes, too.

Any song by Mumford and Sons. They’re shit.

No self respecting Scottish person would call it squash.

Coat hangers, why the feck do they not want to let go of each other.
@AustralianCrunch , I agree esp when I get asked to fill in a survey before I have even received the item .

Sabrina Carpenter
Ed Sheeran
George Ezra
That god awful song about whisky.

I feel like there's a global target to play each of these artists on the radio at least 10 million times daily.

Cushions. Burn them all.

Also: bloody onions they burn while you look away for two seconds and get distracted by a post on mn. 😬

Tea towels and cloths hung on things like a tap or the dishwasher handle, where they are not supposed to be

Those fucking cookie questions when you load a webpage, if they have a reject button on the first screen it's not so bad, but if I have to go through multiple stages to switch them off, it pisses me right the fuck off.

One of the high street banks is running an ad campaign on London Underground at the moment. Giant posters everywhere featuring a woman talking about her “holibobs”. 😑

Stansted airport. I hate everything about it

Lots that people have already mentioned.

Grown adults saying "yummy" for "delicious" and "tummy" for "stomach". Makes me cringe.

Richard Osman is the worst for 'Look....'
Totally agree.

Broadband FAILING

People who park opposite my drive on a narrow road making it difficult for me to reverse on or off.

When the internet goes down and you get the little game in Google Chrome where you have to make the dinosaur jump over obstacles. I get annoyed first because I've lost internet then get annoyed again when it comes back and stops my game when I'm getting a high score.

Getting my pocket caught on a door handle.

Websites asking me about cookies, then discounts, then newsletters, then chat help… instead of letting me look at the thing I might want to buy but instead have given up on. Anti-sales pop ups.

I did this with the loop of my dressing gown this morning on the bathroom handle !!! How!??? Couldn’t have done that if I’d tried !