Things that cause irrational rage

[Soberinthecity]

I’ll go first: For me the word, “hubby”…. No idea why. And I’ve acknowledged it’s irrational, so….

“dippy eggs” and “picky tea” 😡

I don’t like the word hubby either. I also don’t like it when people say going for ‘eats’ or ‘din-dins’.

People that say 'look' at the start of a sentence,usually a politician on the news. Parents who refer to each other as mummy or daddy to adult children. Teaching young children to say 'ta' instead of thank you. The word 'meal', refering to your wife as 'the Mrs', the word 'holibobs'... The list goes on and on.

Resealable packets that don't.

Adverts. All of them everywhere.

Redundant apostrophes on signs or marketing material, which must have passed several sets of eyes without anyone flagging up the mistake. DH dreads me driving behind any van selling bed's or fascia's or lot's of other different product's.

People who let dc stand in an actual trolley in shops....
Extendable ddog leads...
The noise gamers make..

Currently, those awful ‘plasticine creatures’ inane chattering in between BBC programmes. We mostly watch BBC channels and record the commercial channel programmes, so we can fast forward through the adverts, but now having to silence the gaps on BBC channels too.

The sound of people eating. There's an advert with someone crunching crisps and it makes me want to destroy the TV.

Parents who don't control their child's internet access.

People who collude with predators.

Putting a ? After a statement.

Putting an -s after uncountable nouns!!😤

My neighbours' cleaners who park half way over my drive every week. They could park on the other side of my drive but then they'd have to walk an extra 10 feet to get to next door. 🙄

I wfh and don't need to use my car when they are here but I can see them out of my office window and it really irritates me.

Holibobs
Famalam
Making memories
All # blessed lovemyfam besties etc

When people cough without covering their mouth, it makes me want to shout!

Relationship threads on mumsnet where the op does a post where multiple replies advise them against doing something , they do it anyway then come back to make other threads complaining about the situation they find themselves in and painting themselves as a victim rather than getting the rather obvious result of their choices.

People who let kids climb on seats and run around in the cinema.

Love them!

The increasing amounts of people who park their cars on the pavement throughout our village, when there are perfectly normal sized roads to leave their precious cars on. Makes it really difficult for those in wheelchairs or with mobility issues. And don't get started on the arseholes who park the whole car on the pavement.

When I go to do something on my phone and accidentally take a screen shot. My camera reel is full of them 😠

Getting my cuffs or socks wet.

People telling me to drive safely. Like if they don't tell me, I might drive like a lunatic killing everyone in my path.

I'm irrationally enraged when people say they are renting their house, when what they actually mean is that they are letting their house.

We have these different verbs to mean different things it's really quite simple. If you use the wrong word then people won't understand what you mean.

The worst thing is that people know that the correct term is "letting" and yet for some reason they bloody-mindedly will not use it and insist on using renting instead.

It drives me absolutely to distraction, so please use the right fucking word.

Other people in the supermarket.

They don't have to do anything..... just be there.

Long day , long week 🤣

Sniffing 😠

Adults calling squash 'juice'. Bloody stupid. It's SQUASH.

Things falling off or falling over. Especially when they spill contents everywhere.

People talking in allegories

Ditto with borrow and lend.

"Can you borrow me a tenner?"

I was going to say when someone calls you and immediately asks you to confirm your name and address… but that’s not irrational. Fuckers can fuck off, it makes me so angry, I just hang up.