Swagger Inn 173 - Winter is coming, wrap up in someone warm.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Thread 173 . Break out the duvets and huddle round the scorching hot brazier HBF-of-choice.

Yet more domestic drivel and shameless perving.
<wipes down bar>
<loads dishwasher>
<burns/reupholsters chaise>
<pours brew] >
<lays/lights fire>
<breaks open a fresh bale for the hayloft>
<goes back to bed>

See the Faffest one in Praha
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Swoon with us and join the rota (not really there's no room)
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fangirl him with horny pleasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la

He's off the scale - too hot to measure
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Long ago last series ended
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Sexing up had been intended
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Sadly only baddies undressed
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Where the hell was Aramis’s chest?
Fa la la la la, la la la la

our small town is dead at the best of of the time but with the torrential rain today not a soul about. think they had all taken refuge in the cafes and wine bar! cant blame them had enough of freezing to death so shut my shop half an hour early still had to get the main gift for my youngest daughter; she dont collect anything, dont do ornaments candles chocolate jewellery smellies etc so I ended up buying a big gonk door stop with a long furry trailing hat no idea why just desperation!

our small town is dead at the best of of the time but with the torrential rain today not a soul about. think they had all taken refuge in the cafes and wine bar! cant blame them had enough of freezing to death so shut my shop half an hour early still had to get the main gift for my youngest daughter; she dont collect anything, dont do ornaments candles chocolate jewellery smellies etc so I ended up buying a big gonk door stop with a long furry trailing hat no idea why just desperation!

😂Fancy - that's an awesome effort. You did miss out this very sexy S3 Aramis (I remember the sounds effects!) And there's a tiny bit of chest on view

Also LOL at @labazslovesliving who is, I think, on the wrong thread, but sympathies on the rain, which we've also had here (the entire garden squelches underfoot), and I hope the DDLabazs enjoys her gonk.

Evening wenches.

How lovely to see you getting into the Christmas spirit Fancy and just as a reassurance Christmas comes just once a year, which is unlike wenches in every way.

So pleased that FancyCat is feeling better.

Hope MrApricot makes a good recovery from whatever is ailing him, whether it’s booster or tooth.

Helen did MrHelen survive the tidying?

Is Wicked in a cheesy snack coma somewhere?

I am finished for work for a week. Tonight I plan to do bath’n’book and tomorrow I shall be an organised machine.

Unfortunately not Letus

Look at all the lovely cheese in that photo. Boursin is just awesome 😍

Glad FancyCat is feeling better ❤️

MrHelen avoided tidying by wrapping presents instead. Apparently our room is now a tip. Hurrah. Not.

I've been wordling and all it's variants and am very grumpy because Quordle was hard and DH kept trying to give me 'tips'. Inevitably his tips are more obscure than the word itself and just make me grumpier. I'm an awful loser. Not that it's a competition at all

Hope that Apricot is having a fun night out.

Morning wenches.

My Christmas spirit is completely absent because of the combination of chirpiness and fucking bickering between DH and DS2. I’ve lots to do and I’m not in the mood to do any of it. See Helen’s mention of “helpful hints and tips”.

Morning.
Was wrapping presents late last night - every year I plan to do it earlier but I never actually do <gives self a hard stare>

Commiserations letus, you do not need bickering today.

What were my helpful hints and tips? Please send them back, I've forgotten them. (Was it to lock bickering manshapes in the dungeon with Vinnie? If not, we should add that to the list.)

I was awake stupid stupid late and then couldn't get to sleep - tedious beyond belief. At least today is high cloud/blue skies and not raining, so IdiotKitten has no excuse for being a twat because he can burn off some energy outside.

Good luck to everyone with last minute preparations. I will be nipping out shortly (when I'm dressed)

Evening wenches.

Helpful hints and tips which come from helpful all-knowing husbands Helen. I’m afraid I don’t have anything actually useful to share.

It makes a change I’m earlier than usual with wrapping this year Fancy. Finished the last bits this morning though.

Still waiting for festive feeling to hit me. Need to decide what to wear for Christmas dinner at SIL’s tomorrow as one is expected to dress up a little. I’ll try some things on later to see what fits - that’ll definitely cheer me up <slaps self>

Afternoon. What day is it, is it January yet?

Lovely Christmas carol Fancy.

We did the annual nightmare task of getting the insulation out of the chimney earlier so we can have log fires. Always scared we'll have a soot fall, but all was well.

We're at DD's tomorrow, and here on Boxing Day so I'm trying to get ahead with everything.

Have a good evening all.

Evening all. It's just us this Christmas, so we have no need to dress up <dusts down ballgown, just in case>

We've got into the festive spirit by watching <checks notes> Star Wars: Clone Wars Oh well.

Hurrah for the lack of soot fall Apricot

Hope that everyone has a lovely evening and fabulous day tomorrow.

We arrived safely at the Airbnb as has DSis and family. Currently drinking and playing board games 😁 , hope everyone's evening is going well.

Morning wenches.

Merry Christmas!

Log fire and family days sound just lovely Apricot.

Star Wars is festive Helen. I have the tree decorations to prove it

Love the sound of your evening Fancy!

Hope you had a fab day yesterday Wicked.

No on else up here yet so I’m just hoping to enjoy a quiet brew.

Have super days wenches!

Morning wenches. Happy Christmas.

All livestock is fed, everyone else is still asleep (teenage sleep patterns have finally beaten Christmas excitement!) and I'm going back to bed.

Have a lovely day all. Hope that Santa brings a well wrapped HBF for everyone.

Happy Christmas wenches.

We're trying to get ahead for tomorrow and it's all going a bit haywire, DH has lost his chopper <nto> for the logs and DD has forgotten the Yorkshires so we either have mine today or tomorrow but hey ho, it doesn't really matter.

Misty wishes a Happy Christmas to the other TavCats.

Have a lovely day all.