Hurrah for proper pizza and days off and shopping and haircut and feet up (The HBFs are very keep on the latter idea). (Stressy dreams about needing to be somewhere when you're lost can FTFO.)
DS is off to school, DH is asleep in bed with StupidCat. Little tiny chicks are very cheepy and getting little tiny wing feathers already 
Wildlife report - I have avoided the robin, just in case, and the 'Squeee, deer!' is altered to 'squeal' of breaks as one stepped out onto the road in front of DH
It is an ex-deer and DH has an ex-radiator grill (and a large whisky, last night when he got back). Fortunately (in terms of damage) it was a muntjac, not a honking great red deer.
Today I must do baking and house tidying and laundy. And working, which includes answering queries where my preferred response is 'Read my fucking email', but I shall have to go down the tactful route of repeating what I've already said, using the same words in a different arrangement until they successful read and understand them. FFS and all that.
It is cloudy outside, and generally a bit gloomy. But not raining. Yet.