Swagger Inn thread 166 - where the forrin one tries to come up with a witty title but fails

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

Are doing bathing themed posts?

@FancyFancy so I saw the first page of the thread and the last. Being nosy, and both times there you are posting absolute corkers of men! So I must ask. Who is the chainmail hunk in your first one!!!?!!!

This one..,

MarriedtoDaveGrohl Now there's a name - state your intentions/status from the start

That is Santiago Cabrera being Authurian Aramis Lancelot in Merlin. He is more commonly seen (on our threads) being leather-clad, beardy and waving his weapon as Aramis in The Musketeers.

Anyway, morning all. It's misty and sunny here.

Wildlife report: thousands of geese all shouting their heads off in the fields and a flock of long tailed tits on the bird feeders.

In other, more horrifying news, some of the images in my FAF files are corrupt I'm hoping that they're backed up elsewhere...

Returning to the subject of the FAF @MarriedtoDaveGrohl - you should be aware that Aramis is much loved by TeamA and is usually subject to access by a Rota/general agreement within TeamA (Though most of TeamA have a list long enough that they can be kept occupied by other FAF is someone else has Aramis at the time). Welcome to the Tavern, btw. Pull up a seat and state your order of preference for the leather-clad lovelies.

Oh FFS - yet more corrupt files on this machine. Arghhhhhh

Morning wenches.

Excellent username MarriedtoDaveGrohl . Helen has summed everything up brilliantly there.

Anyway, I’m running a bit late so better get going. You can really sense the enthusiasm.

Ha. Well I am now getting divorced. New user name @EngagedtoAmaris 💍. Sorry ladies it's the quick and the dead 😁

FAF... Fit AF????

Other leather clad lovelies? Ooo a whole new world! Now if the tavern does a decent whisky sour I may never leave!

How about this one? Hugo Philip.. "mannequin et influencer" from Paris. In line with the frenchish theme..??

I think I may have to move countries. And become a bigamist. Or trigamist. Or just have l'affair...

Well hello MarriedtoDaveGrohl , always nice to meet someone who has good taste. I see helen has already answered your question about Lancelot in the chainmail. Aramis is already pretty busy, but as she said, we in Team A are complete tarts have a great appreciation for the male form and maintain extensive lists of FAF especially Letus so no need for a divorce

I do have a soft spot for a French accent.....

I'd post some more hotness, but I'm on my work computer and all my pics are on my laptop at home. Plus I'm out at a client's. Sharing a room with two young men

LOL at 'EngagedToAramis' If only just saying it would make it true...

Hugo is looking alarmingly chiselled, but def. easy-on-the-eye. I'm sure he'll do - especially if we drag him through a hedge backwards. (Standard practice for the Tavern FAF - grubby and dishevelled is a good -excuse for helping them get clean again-- look.) Have you already been cropped out of the shower photo?

File corruption has been resolved, and I can confirm how extensive the lists are for TeamA.

I've just finished my last freelance job

Bugger.

(also for Married (or do you prefer 'MrsGrohl'? Or 'Dave'?) for working out 'FAF'.)

Thank you.. and very pleased to have found this little corner of smut sanity on MN!
So, I was going to find a hot pic of Negan and ask if we needed a bodyguard...

Have a bit of a soft spot for telly bad boys

@SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp well .., I was going to say MrsG but that almost doesn't do the whole thing justice somehow. Ah sod it, MrsG for now.
Till I become MrsA.

Evening. Gosh it's hot, and not just from the pics!

Welcome MarriedtoDaveGrohl. So we do get some lurkers. Yes, we do have other leather clad lovelies, let me introduce you to Athos Comte de la Fere otherwise known as Cormoran Strike (Tom Burke).

Glad you sorted out your corruption Helen.

Anyway, back to real life, it's DGS's birthday today and we've just been to give him his present. Now I need to sort out some food.

Awww, Happy birthday to miniminiApricot Hope he's had a good day despite school.

I need to sort out food too, but I'm being a cat bed and Grizzy and the Lemmings in on tv, so...

I think I'll pass on ManWithStuddedBaseballBat MrsG - (I don't watch Walking Dead, so I have no point of reference there.) Good point re. Lurkers Apricot - how on earth did you stumble across us MrsG? I'd have thought we were too boring for most people these days. We bore ourselves at times. #DomesticTedium

Fortunately/unfortunately Aramis is only interested in marrying QueenAnne (and she hasn't been on MN in very long time), so he'll be staying on the rota for the time being

I other news, I was out on my bike and waved a car to go past me (I could see round the corner and they couldn't). Turned out there was also a cyclist behind me who was (as far as I could see as he went past me) a passable HBF and gave me a cheery 'How are you doing?' type comment on his way past (in full proper cycling gear), as if he thought I was waving him past - not the car. Oh well. I shall never see him again, so whatever.

AND properly bonkers dream that I forgot to report last night. I was rounding up the chickens, at DF's house rather than mine, and got most of them all in, including a black one and a dark green one (WTF?!) that weren't ours. Then wandered to the other end of the garden where I found the lifeboat was parked on a trailer; the crew turned up in a hurry in their landrover to fetch it because they'd had a callout. But they left their horse behind tied up next to next doors horse. Because, obviously, lifeboats come with horses as standard.
So, WFT was my subconscious on?! And not a HBF in sight. FFS.

Right. I must do Athos food.

Evening wenches.

Bit of a shitter of a day. Too warm, tired, and the DC are arguing.

We do generally prefer the rugged look, although my husband-to-be is Brandon Flowers and you don’t really get much more clean cut than that. I’m very welcoming, as is Fancy and as she has pointed out, to many, although marriage isn’t really at the forefront of my mind

at cyclist Helen and WTAF at that dream?! Love the dark green chicken and the lifeboat horse.

Happy birthday to MiniMiniApricot!

Am at the image of Fancy furtively looking around whilst working.

Right, I’m knackered —anxiety is bubbling away nicely—, I’m a bit worried about LovelyMIL who’s always had a tendency to be a bit dithery but it seems to be getting a lot worse, DS2 is still shouting, and the normally laid back DS1 appears to be getting a bit panicky about his move to university next week. I’m off to bury my head in a bucket of vodka.

[bubblebath] and other distractions for you LetUs.
[Paddington Bear Stare] for DS1
[checklists] [soothing noises] for DS1
[kick] for MrLetUs to get them both sorted

Right. I'm going to watch Strike....

Enjoy Strike Helen.

Troubled Blood arrived today but I’m making myself finish my current book before I start it.

Also none too bothered about baseball bat guy - looks like he's all yours I have my own fantasy bodyguards

I'm at Homs with a monumental hangover. So it's a medical emergency. Wondering if anyone had a hot doctor or two?

At home I mean. Not Homs (Freudian typo)

POIDH Fancy? they don't seem to have loaded.

Strike was good but it still felt a bit rushed and some monumental plot devices that just miraculously appeared - "stay with Nick and Isla" - yeah - they haven't had a mention all series; Jimmy Knight's panic inducing phone call which was never mentioned again. Dunno. God knows how they'll cope with Troubled Blood - 927 pages of 'languid pace'

MrsG We generally have Dr Aramis, Dr Athos, and ThatNiceDoctorFromPoldarkWhoseNameIForgetButComesCompleteWithPoldarkInTowSoThat'sGood We may have others, but I forget. We also have paracetamol and water on the bar.

I'm heading for the hayloft. Night all...

FFAS MN - WHERE ARE MY HOT PICS?