Swagger Inn thread 165 - wenches get --locked-- down with the HBFs (ylt)

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Lockdown rolls on, so we're staying in and isolating with the FAF.
The bar is stocked, the floor has been mopped, the tables have been wiped, and the HBFs are however you want them

(We're also doing lots of washing and gardening.)

Behold - I have wrestled Athos the deadline into submission...

Hurrah Helen! Keep a firm hold

Carrying on now with that Foyle’s from the other night.

Morning wenches.

Another sunny day. Perhaps some water sports are a good idea in the Tav today?

Morning. Water sports sound good - it's lovely here too. Maybe we could break out the water pistols and have a water fight...

Chaotic start to the morning today. Slept in, Houdini did a runner (later found laying an egg in a flower bed), and I logged onto work while eating my breakfast still

Kylo can jiggle my mouse anytime

Bought two pair of shoes today! From one of those groups on FB where people sell stuff. You can make such bargains. This woman was selling out her stock so we met up at the supermarket car park and I tried them on. Nothing better than some bargain therapy. About £30/pair instead of £90.

Btw mouse is slang for the vagina in Swedish so contacting the IT department can be lots of fun

Afternoon. Beautiful day, lots of washing done. DH has been cleaning windows while I lay in the sun feeling guilty, but not too guilty.

Well done on beating the deadline Helen.

Yay for shoe bargain WW.

at mouse jiggling.

at smutty calls to IT and hurrah for cheaper shoes. (I'm eyeing up some sandals.)

I have been working most of the day - boo and DS has done precisely no homework.

Evening wenches.

Tired and headachey but it’s the weekend so yeah!

at Swedish mouse slang and calls to IT

I get the same guilty but not too guilty feeling Apricot when DH is busy and I’m on the lounger in the sun. But then I get over it

Fab shoes bargains Wicked!

Thankfully school didn’t set any work this week because it’s half term.

I’m watching Say Yes To The Dress. One of the dresses was lacy/embroidered and no lining, so basically see through. Just why?!

at wedding dress

DS' latest disaster is that he couldn't play his new CD... that would be because he'd put the DVD in

Was it a Pnina Tornai Letus? May have watched an episode or two of Say Yes To The Dress.

I would say I’d have serious words with MiniHelen, but going off DS2 in particular, it’ll made bugger all difference. is definitely the way to go. For you, not him.

I don’t think it was Wicked. It was SYTTD Atlanta - a brand new one. But I’ve seen those Pnina ones that you mean.

We’ve just watched Killing Eve. Ooooooooo!

Evening
On the pink fizz so not feeling very coherent

Seem to have spent the whole week working
Still was nice to be at a client's, not many of them in obviously, but they're very friendly & was working with a colleague so was good to see fresh faces.

Bin was at at 50 degrees when I topped it up & the rubbish pile is slooooowly getting smaller

ww you do give the best Swedish lessons

Thanks Fancy

Ooh, I just LOVE Monte Letus

Morning wenches.

Hurrah for tipsy Fancy! And ooooo at bin update.

I love him too Wicked

Another beautiful day here. Tonight I should have been going to watch The Killers with BestFriend

Also, should have been LittleSis’s NotAHenWeekend but I was only joining that tomorrow for a delicious fancy lunch, and then just me and her to Harry Potter World on Monday. So we’re doing a Zoom NotAHenParty this afternoon - Pimms ahoy!

It's all a bit shit
DH has just been having a Zoom SaturdayMorningSportingActivity chat with them trying to work out when they can restart.

Are the cats basking on the compost bit Fancy or is that a bit too much radiant heat for them?

at Wicked's Swedish lessons

It's baking hot here again, the poor garden in wilting.

I vacuumed

Thanks Helen. I suspect I shall need a lot of consoling

I have also vacuumed but that’s because I’ve just cut DH’s hair.

Afternoon
Because it's made of an insulating material, the outside is only really warm from the sunshine. FancyCat doesn't seek out warm places as she is already warm enough from all the floof. ScaredyCat is a sun worshipper, but the top of the bin is too clean - she prefers to sunbathe somewhere gritty

Have achieved precisely fuck all this morning - drinking really seems to irritate my sinuses & I have been headachey.

Fancy

Letus

at fussy ScaredyCat

Are you feeling any better Fancy?

Thank you Wicked. I’ve done sod all since that, except paint my nails. I suppose I’d better get somewhere tidy set up and also a pile of books or something for the iPad then I’m not looking downwards at it. Otherwise, chintastic.

Afternoon.

Well done for all the vacuuming. I've cleaned the windows inside that DH cleaned outside yesterday. There is now much argument discussion about which side is the best as we have completely different methods.

at drunk Fancy.

Our garden's wilting too Helen and DH is cutting the lawn. Why???

and [HBFs] for LetUs for missed concert and NotAHenDo.

Aaaw at ScaredyCat sunbathing somewhere gritty.

I think we can safely say that your side of the windows is the best Apricot

NotAHenDo went rather well. I made a pitcher of Pimms and it’s nearly alllllll gone.