what has happened to the Zappata roll call thread in chat?

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I've lost it from my watched threads and can't find it by searching either, am I just being stupid?

was that the poo?

He had the huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge long one last night. I think today's might have been the rest of it .

The poo he stepped in was certainly dog poo, not his own!

are you sure it was from a dog? It didn't peek out from underneath his trousers?

(dd1 off school today -showed her the comment about the huuuuuuuuge poo - she said "ugh! so that's what you do all day)

No no, this was just a kind of golf ball shaped poo. Yesterday's was like a torpedo...

Am missing Doctors . Hope DS stays asleep long enough for me to see Neighbours.

me too. I came out here to order dp's xmas prezzie. That was an hour ago

Oooh what are you getting him? I am in the same room as tv, so half watching, but not concentrating. Nick is playing snooker with a girl in a wheelchair. I think they will end up snogging at some point.

I have had THREE packages delivered today. My Christmas shopping is nearly done. Only DH still to get!

he said last night that we don't have much money, so he just wants a book.

So I pounced on that idea and Amazoned it

so he's getting a book. That's all. (tis First Man by Neil Armstrong)

I was planning on getting DH "Transformers" on DVD (he asked for it) but now my sis is getting that for him as he came home last night with a new top and said I can give it to him for Christmas. I had forgotten all about it til we started chatting just now. So I have finished my Christmas shopping!

I do still need to get a few little things from DS to the family, but they are tiny cheap easy things. I even wrote out all but about 5 of my cards yesterday while DS was at nursery! I AM SORTED!

Did I say that DS is going to a birthday party on Sunday? A little lad from nursery has invited him. I am very excited. I know I will soon get bored with them, but he has only been to one party before apart from family ones as he is only a wee lad still. We bought a great Cookie Monster hand puppet for the birthday boy today. DS has the Elmo one and loves it to death. He makes me stick my hand up Elmo and get Elmo to pretend to eat and drink, he laughs for hours........ (maybe he will be easy to entertain all day long after all!).

aww

my two littlies have never been to a birthday party

Dd2 desperately wants a party - she makes birthday cakes out of old boxes with crayons pritt-sticked on top and tells me it's her birthday and she's having a party.

Methnks that she can have one next year

Now she is at nursery she will undoubtedly get invited to lots (her being so lovely and all that). My sister has to take her three to about three parties each a month. This one is at the local leisure centre (which is basically over the back of our garden fence so PERFECT), and it is in the softplay bit there so I hope DS will love it. I wonder if I can convince DH to come too . I don't know any of the mums from nursery so I should probably go alone with DS so that I chat to people more. I can let them touch my huuuuuuuuuuge belly.

Talking of which, have every intention of getting DH to take a pic of my belly tomorrow. My mum said it is "really quite large".

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats cute Squonk...give her a real cake next year!
I have ordered my wedding dress...I cannot upload a pic as I do not have any (and it might be seen by RL people...ssshhhh) but I am nervous and excited.

My mum is gobsmacked at my choice...she thought I would wear something basic..

basic?

basic?

whaddafuckaya want basic for?

durr

oooh ooohohohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooohh I want to see it NOW.

So exciting Fred. I bet you are over the moon. Wish we could see.

Did I mention, DS has been asleep for TWO HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seems a shame to wake him... but last two days he has slept til 8am which has been bliss, and it is undoubtedly due to very little daytime sleep, but it is pissing down outside so we will be stuck in all afternoon and I might as well leave him a bit longer.

My mum assumed that as I spend my life in jeans etc that I would not be going for anything particularly 'fussy' on the day...

All the more reason to in my opinion!

Okay..I hope it's worked..check it out on my profile!!

Noooo..why has it not worked...

Now?

Fuckityfuck...what am I doing wrong?

Bugger, just checked back quickly before going to get DS and got all excited.

Your whole profile has GONE!

is it back?

I have done everything poss.. I can see it..[sob]

WOWOWOWOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

It is so lovely. It's beautiful. You will look absolutely stunning. I am as I want to get married again (to same DH of course...).

It's not exactly untraditional though is it? Just not old fashioned and crap. I think it is perfect .

OOOooooohh it finally worked..

Thanks so much, I'm glad you like it. I know it's a quite normal looking wedding dress..but my mum thought I'd go for a straight, basic dress maybe with short sleeves!!