I AM PISSED....WHAT ABOUT YOU????????????

[ohnowhathaveIdoneagain]

I havve drank almost 1 bottle to myself...f.u.c.k.i.n.g h.e.l.l. it feels so good......................

Well yes but I am a bit worried that he is some kind of survivalist looney-tune. It's the fact that he is holding a semi-automatic and dressed in fatigues. On a dating agency website. I am only going near him if he is shackled and the gun is in my hands not his.

WW can we have some more dark and brooding please? (oh and why oh why pose wiht a weapon or is that my eyes decieving me)

Ah, see here we have a difference of opinion. I'm thinking he'll be shackled, the gun is replica, and he's doing as he's told

yep, doesn't really float my boat, come on ww dish the goods for us, although we might be nearly fully staffed now at the ranch

What would I ask for?

Well I would ask him to pay some school and university fees. The pension fund is looking a bit anorexic. And as an afterthought, I'd ask him if he knew What a Clitoris Is and What it is Used For.

okay, get the drift, you have a fine imagination my girl (still thinks he looks like a psycho)

is this dark and brooding enough? He sure ain't doing it for me!

excellent plan. I can tell you what its not for: furious rubbing in vain hope that it will make you metamorph into deep throat porn movie star. but you prob know that!

Oh YUCK.

I'd rather stay in and read Winnie the Pooh. I refuse to pay that man for sex. In fact I refuse to be paid by that man for sex. In fact I don't think that man has any right to exist.

ok, this one is all mine I have decided he knows exactly what a clitoris is. He knows exactly how to treat it

the shades still scream psycho, they always were the choice of the most psychotic patients I ever saw. his profile seems ok or am I totally deluded? oh and the beard it has to go, he can't come to work on the ranch like that.

Yes Weeble but I think he may be in prison. Or a correctional facility of some sort.

HB am loving the refused to be paid for sex. distain dripping from every pore clearly. am off to look at other choice.

There has to be one that you dark and broody fanciers will like

you have to share. I like the look of him. think you're right he really would know what to do wiht it. sigh

While you're looking, I'll be having a moment with Nanny.

That one's better.

and so totally not up my own arse 'very handsome/pretty' nice tho

Oops...seems to have chipped my nail varnish...Nail Technician!!!

nanny? oh god have to go and have another look now. am so scared of missing anything

god you're quick, acutally my nails need a good filing too. can you hurry up

I don't know about you, but I don't like emptying bins. I think a
dedicated bin emptier is in order

Oh I wondered about the vanity thing too.

Hope you have instructed Nanny as to what she is supposed to be doing.

I fancy some pampering. I am a total innocent when it comes to pampering. I think I would like a facial.

Have never experimented with colonic irrigation but I think we should definitely have someone on tap (unfortunate phrase) to handle it. Only last week someone I met was singing the praises of coffee enemas.

So Hurly needs a colonic...not sure this will be detailed in the profiles, but I will do my best.

BTW, dp just came down to get a drink and tell me he's watching James Bond upstairs. I told him to put his dinner suit on and I'll be up, but not until I have resolved staffing issues.

no no no ww. you can't succumb to real life now. although dj and willing partner sounds sort of good.

totaly agree with bin man but worried about his smile, don't know why yet