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I AM PISSED....WHAT ABOUT YOU????????????

181 replies

ohnowhathaveIdoneagain · 31/08/2007 23:21

I havve drank almost 1 bottle to myself...f.u.c.k.i.n.g h.e.l.l. it feels so good......................

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Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 21:58

Well yes but I am a bit worried that he is some kind of survivalist looney-tune. It's the fact that he is holding a semi-automatic and dressed in fatigues. On a dating agency website. I am only going near him if he is shackled and the gun is in my hands not his.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 21:58

WW can we have some more dark and brooding please? (oh and why oh why pose wiht a weapon or is that my eyes decieving me)

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 21:59

Ah, see here we have a difference of opinion. I'm thinking he'll be shackled, the gun is replica, and he's doing as he's told

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 21:59

yep, doesn't really float my boat, come on ww dish the goods for us, although we might be nearly fully staffed now at the ranch

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 21:59

What would I ask for?

Well I would ask him to pay some school and university fees. The pension fund is looking a bit anorexic. And as an afterthought, I'd ask him if he knew What a Clitoris Is and What it is Used For.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 22:00

okay, get the drift, you have a fine imagination my girl (still thinks he looks like a psycho)

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 22:01

is this dark and brooding enough? He sure ain't doing it for me!

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 22:02

excellent plan. I can tell you what its not for: furious rubbing in vain hope that it will make you metamorph into deep throat porn movie star. but you prob know that!

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 22:04

Oh YUCK.

I'd rather stay in and read Winnie the Pooh. I refuse to pay that man for sex. In fact I refuse to be paid by that man for sex. In fact I don't think that man has any right to exist.

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 22:04

ok, this one is all mine I have decided he knows exactly what a clitoris is. He knows exactly how to treat it

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 22:05

the shades still scream psycho, they always were the choice of the most psychotic patients I ever saw. his profile seems ok or am I totally deluded? oh and the beard it has to go, he can't come to work on the ranch like that.

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 22:06

Yes Weeble but I think he may be in prison. Or a correctional facility of some sort.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 22:06

HB am loving the refused to be paid for sex. distain dripping from every pore clearly. am off to look at other choice.

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 22:08

There has to be one that you dark and broody fanciers will like

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 22:08

you have to share. I like the look of him. think you're right he really would know what to do wiht it. sigh

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 22:09

While you're looking, I'll be having a moment with Nanny.

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 22:09

That one's better.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 22:09

and so totally not up my own arse 'very handsome/pretty' nice tho

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 22:10

Oops...seems to have chipped my nail varnish...Nail Technician!!!

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 22:11

nanny? oh god have to go and have another look now. am so scared of missing anything

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 22:11

god you're quick, acutally my nails need a good filing too. can you hurry up

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 22:13

I don't know about you, but I don't like emptying bins. I think a
dedicated bin emptier is in order

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 22:14

Oh I wondered about the vanity thing too.

Hope you have instructed Nanny as to what she is supposed to be doing.

I fancy some pampering. I am a total innocent when it comes to pampering. I think I would like a facial.

Have never experimented with colonic irrigation but I think we should definitely have someone on tap (unfortunate phrase) to handle it. Only last week someone I met was singing the praises of coffee enemas.

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 22:17

So Hurly needs a colonic...not sure this will be detailed in the profiles, but I will do my best.

BTW, dp just came down to get a drink and tell me he's watching James Bond upstairs. I told him to put his dinner suit on and I'll be up, but not until I have resolved staffing issues.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 22:20

no no no ww. you can't succumb to real life now. although dj and willing partner sounds sort of good.

totaly agree with bin man but worried about his smile, don't know why yet