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I AM PISSED....WHAT ABOUT YOU????????????

181 replies

ohnowhathaveIdoneagain · 31/08/2007 23:21

I havve drank almost 1 bottle to myself...f.u.c.k.i.n.g h.e.l.l. it feels so good......................

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arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:51

well even if they were a bit gay, the sight of us luscious ladies would soon have then swooming (ironic smile) and if not remember girls this is the ranch of fun we can buy anthing we want.... think on....

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:51

cleaner

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:53

pa have to say i'm all in favour of dark and you know, a bit well.....knowing, dare I say brooding.....

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:53

hairdresser?

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:55

ww can I employ you as me 'would like to meet' agent. I think you really have a talent. you're reward would be my happiness, and endless irish cooked bakeries, what do you say honey?

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:56

meet the odd job man

Is dark and sultry? They're a bit thin on the ground in Utah.

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:56

Employ me! what happened to marriage

LadySnotAlot · 01/09/2007 01:57

That'll do nicely!

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:58

Don't peak too early Lady...

this is the masseuse

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 02:01

oh oh oh , well of course married to you would be my first ambition. What I meant to say (before my libido took over) was could we incorporate said brooding men into our arrangement, and....could you facilitate it, my dear lovely wife to be (ps am a young ish 39 year old, so my teenagers tell me...)

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 02:01

actually all those children need another nanny

LadySnotAlot · 01/09/2007 02:01

No he'd be the masseur. A masseuse is a lady massager!

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 02:02

I'm facilitating as fast as I can

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 02:04

oh god the massuese, can't even be bothered to spell it, can we have him in the marriage please please, not that i wish to pull on your heart strings but.... its been a while x

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 02:05

Ok, just for you

the pool boy

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 02:06

oops

pool boy

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 02:07

you are so obliging, just wants to make me marry you more my dear, so who takes your fancy?

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 02:09

lawrence good, dave better for me, if you don't mind my dear x

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 02:09

How many can I choose? See I've just found

the librarian

As it happens, the only one who isn't doing it for me, so to speak, is the hairdresser. I'm going to be very very very busy!

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 02:11

ok , if you're really really busy and don't want to offend any of them I'll give you a hand ( or you know whatever it takes) butr ohnly out of sisterly mn sisterhood you know. give me a minute gotta have a fag... ruining image as we speak. x

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 02:18

you know girls, its only polite to say goognight after the conjugals if you're off to bed which i fear i must be and that with not having to get up with bairns hoooray!!!!

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 02:19

wonder what dp would think if he happened to wake up and come down because he was devestated I hadn't gone to bed yet, and found me trawling though a Utah dating site looking for suitable employees.

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 02:20

I think it's time for me to go and dream of gardeners, nannies, cleaners, librarians etc.
See you at the ranch again some day!

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 02:23

i hope so darling xxx

TheMaskedPoster · 01/09/2007 07:34

at this thread!

how are the heads this morning ladies?

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