I AM PISSED....WHAT ABOUT YOU????????????

[ohnowhathaveIdoneagain]

I havve drank almost 1 bottle to myself...f.u.c.k.i.n.g h.e.l.l. it feels so good......................

well, well it's the moment of truth...who has got nasty headache this morning ?? I have a mild one (drank loto f water)...sorry I didnt say night night I fell asleep

mmm mine not too bad, also drank water, but still feeling a little fragile, and wondering at what point i thought it was a great idea to stay up til all hours and drink so much. good fun tho. have to tackle living room decorating now. deep joy

I can't wait to have a bottle of wine again. I'm pregnant atm but took the nice bottle of wine we were left by the owners of our holiday cottage home. It's been in the fridge ever since and will be nicely chilled when I drink it sometime after January.

I feel drunk - does that count? Think it is the after effects of the general anastehtic yesterday.

Looking forward to a real drink so I can get the benefits of feeling drunk too.

Oh just read your other thread Hula. I hope everything works out ok for you and make sure you're getting looked after and get lots of rest.

Am very hungover.

Last night I drank;

1 gin and tonic
1 pint of ale
3 bottles of stella
1 corkys vodka shot
5 alcopops of some description
a triple vodka and vimto
and a redbull and vodka

Amazingly I haven't been sick and can actually remember what I did last night. Unfortunately I can remember dancing the macaranea in a nightclub But I did get chatted up by a 19 year old who thought I was a decade younger than I am [smug]

ledodgy - thanks, will do. DH being a star

SKSS am wildly impressed. am quite good in drinking stakes myself but not sure I could manage that mixture and stay standing and not be sick. good for you on the young man. tis v good for ego!

Hangover? Me? Noooo. I'm just very tired. Thoughts of Utah had me tossing and turning all night or morning as it was ...as dp snored like a big snoring thing that needed stabbing.

I think its perfectly reasonable to stab someone for snoring, if you're very tired. bet its lovely and quiet and peaceful at the ranch.....

Is it true that it takes an hour for every unit of alcohol to go out your body? Don't think I better drive today, infact maybe not for about 30hours!

glass of wine anyone?

Yes please!! Me Me Me

ummmm.....no thanks.

couldn't face it.

Some people have no stamina. None at all.

I have continued the fine tradition of posting while tipsy. So far tonight I have

Told the woman who had already got a German Shepherd that they were nasty horrible dogs

Assured everyone that yes I would wear real fur

Explained to a pair of traditional socialists who had somehow lost touch with reality that houses cost more in some areas than others. I hope they are not too shocked.

I like your style Hurly.

I've already had half a bottle and now got a headache. Perhaps
perhaps the masseur might be able to help

Hurly! You truly are my hero

Ooh, is that OUR masseur! How fabulous. I think he'd get rid of all those nasty tension knots, don't you think?

He is, but I'm thinking we could do with a standby....what do you think?

Standby. Or maybe a warm-up for the main act?

We need a lust emoticon, we do really.

I'm all shopped out in Utah. Off to Ohio

But do they believe in polygamy in Ohio? Oh no of course, you're right. We're not marrying the masseur. Just paying him for his services.

oh thank god, you're all here. skss you know that the hair of the dog is the only way..... have a massage and then see how you feel (wanders off dreaming of hands on action...)

Oh ladies
do I have a treat for you!

ok ladies what would you really really ask for if you were paying for it? large glass of wine at ready, prepared to be shocked...