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I AM PISSED....WHAT ABOUT YOU????????????

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ohnowhathaveIdoneagain · 31/08/2007 23:21

I havve drank almost 1 bottle to myself...f.u.c.k.i.n.g h.e.l.l. it feels so good......................

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arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:02

well.... not that I'm shallow or anything, but i would need to see a photo (is it unreasonable to ask to look at bank statements as well?) you made me laugh and its been a while, so its personal! {wink}

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:04

and as for you light weight piss head, drink lots of water before you go to bed! x

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 00:04

Me too and have started posting pissed. All my jokes seem hilariously funny right now but remind me not to read them tomorrow. Will be embarrassing.

In the last five minutes I have:

Told the woman who found 10 eggs that that ISN'T a surreal experience

Told the nametag sewers to get their children to do it

Told the poor woman moving to Harrogate to buy herself a grey wig to blend in ...

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:05

mademez you have a contender for my heart am thinking that hurlyburly might be the one for me. so fickle.

madamez · 01/09/2007 00:06

Hurlyburly: welcome to Tinternet. Where every mildly amusing comment you ever thought of will become a ring around the world For Ever. Only you can always sayit wanst you at all.

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ohnowhathaveIdoneagain · 01/09/2007 00:06

well on the eggs subject...I have done worst I was one of the first to answer yesterday and I said : O h really ??? She made the 12 in a row ???

And I was not pissed maisssss

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Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 00:14

OOh I feel at home on this strand. How lovely!

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:15

have had moments of wanting to name change after drunken posting, think mn should have a breathalyser (sp) on it, similar to mobile phones for same reason.
ps marriage proposals one of those jokes between me and my bf when other halfs are being gits, or one of us says something that strikes us as so v funny, the response is 'will you marry me'. slightly worried that you think

a) I'm a freak
b) I'm mad
c) I'm a man masquerading under mn (tho I do have a slight facial hair thing going on since my last LO any tips?)

madamez · 01/09/2007 00:18

AWNTY: Well a wet shave is not too bad but immac is gentler. And anyway. The joy of online messing about is that noone actually knows who or what you are. I am in fact a cybernetic octopus. With nice legs.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:18

ps also had to name change recently due to then OH snooping but have been here a while now. (in case any serious types are checking out perv asking mn's to marry them) previous name was h*sta

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:22

hurly burly and ohnow, you fallen asleep?

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 00:24

No- am here - ready to crack open the next bottle. Love the proposal of marriage and insist we carry that through. It's so lovely here.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:31

fantastic, am having another glass myself, sorry for delay, have to go to ensuite for fag every now and again. hate this smoking ban. So 'what does your father do then?' x

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:35

oh feck, story of my life, [s]he's fallen asleep after tellin me {s}he's interested!
its very hard this punctuation thing when your a bit pissed!

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 00:35

I thought it was still legal to smoke at home? Has the law really gone that far?

My father? Is that code for something?

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 00:37

What's happening here? Too pissed to read it all. Been out for a curry, cobra beer and lost count of the amaretto. Can I have a summary please?

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 00:39

You're my best mate you are. The best.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:40

apparantly it was traditional to ask waht your parents did before you asked them to marry you, kind of jane austen stylie ie do you come from a good background, have any money etc etc,

in a nut shell, this is pissedup.mn.com!

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 00:41

No Hurly, you're gthe best! I've just seen your post about posting on other threads and you're doing what I always want to do when I'm pissed but sit on my hands to stop myself!

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:42

hurley, have you blown me out for old flame ww? am gutted

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:43

ok get the gist will not stand in the way of true love. go for your life you two

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 00:44

Who's got ten eggs?

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 00:44

My father is pushing up daisies as we speak. Well he was cremated but you get the picture. In life he was many things ... but that's a really long story.

On the subject of posting pissed, have gone back to the surreal egg thread. Am like a dog with a bone. What is surreal about a chicken laying eggs? I meantersay, you EXPECT a chicken to lay eggs. It's not as though it was laying eggboxes as well ...

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:45

love the amatetto (but thinking she should play harder to get in the marriage stakes....)

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 00:45

Oh no, I think we should go for polygamy on this thread. We can all marry one another. Will be fun. We can spend the rest of our lives laughing at the chicken laying eggs thread.

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