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I AM PISSED....WHAT ABOUT YOU????????????

181 replies

ohnowhathaveIdoneagain · 31/08/2007 23:21

I havve drank almost 1 bottle to myself...f.u.c.k.i.n.g h.e.l.l. it feels so good......................

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weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 00:48

I'm good with that . A rocket up dps arse won't get him to propose. Ds2 asked him in the safari park on Monday when he was going to propose to me. If we hadn't been in the lion enclosure i think he'd of got out the car and ran for his life!

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:49

hurly girlie burlie sorry didnt mean to be crass about your dad. moving swiftly on, what exactly did i miss wiht the eggs thing, from this thread I thought we (you) were talking IVF ie something really really important!

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 00:49

Read this thread. Read it very carefully.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/1375/380053

Then tell me WTF is going on with it.

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 00:52

The thread is called I have just had the most surreal experience of my life.

WTF????

No problem at all - not being crass - after all we are going to be married - you need to know who your inlaws are going to be

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:52

am all for the women poligamy thing men really really really wouldn't know what had hit them if we women got together organised hw, childcare, work, diy, cooking, stand up nights for fun, oh and shipping in the odd eye candy for a bit of fun... (sighs and wonders if it is just too obvious that she am not truly happy in my current man life)

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 00:54

right am going to read thread, and sort out my trousseau as we speak.... don't go away

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 00:54

What is going on with current man then?

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:00

hurly burly have read thread and now really really really want to marry you, quote of the week (para phrases) so whats so surreal did you lay the eggs yourself' pmsl

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 01:01

It's a done deal - marriage the works - so tell me what is going on with the men then.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:03

have just let current man go, have one babe wiht him, 5 from marriage, he was rebound man , and lovely at that, but should so not have got pregnant with him, not planned, we did our best, he's gutted, i'm gutted but sort of relieved and sad at same time. can't believe I'm starting over at 39 wiht all those fecking children.
guess your gonna back out of the wedding now huh
ps am also sort of relieved and rejuvenated iykwim

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:03

Bloody men! I can here him snoring from down here.

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:04

6 kids!?

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 01:05

Oh no, I have two children myself. The more the merrier. Will be fun. We can ban snoring in our marriage, can't we?

Weeble, you don't snore either do you?

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:05

madamez, you given up the fight for my hand in marriage?

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:08

They all say I snore, but they lie. Sounds like a piggery up there. + my 2 dcs. Could we call it a childrens home and claim something from the government?

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:10

yep 6 kids, tho the older 3 are 20, 17, and 16. clearly I was a child bride....(18) then a surprise addition in my final year at uni, deep joy, tho now she is the absolute love of my life and has never given me a moments angst. in fact she was so good she conned me into thinking another one would be a good idea (to keep her company) . he was an absolute bastard (are we allowed to say that abt our kids?)he's ok now.

you lot haven't lost the will to live yet?
husband left cos 'he wasn't top of my list anymore', i got a phd and and and.....

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:12

ladies do not snore, we merely breathe a little heavily. it is great to have the bed to myself I have to say!

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 01:12

Your ex DH had a fragile ego ... Sorry about newer man. Hooray about phd

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:14

There's got to be a website out htere for women with more than 5 kids to find a rich man with childcare qualitifcations...I'm on a mission....

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 01:15

Set it up - you've identified the gap in the market.

You need to have links to various states where it is legal to have polygamous marriages. Like Utah or something. Probably doesn't work for same sex marriages though.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:16

hb, ww I think we have what it takes to make it work, we can fairly divide hw, earning, childcare, cleaning, oh and buy in sex as we want need (conjugal visits allowed) what do you think

ps best thing abt phd was superciliously (sp) saying 'no actually its Dr, to the question is it mrs. or miss)

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:17

oh ww, go for your life, rich is good, but good at child care is better!

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 01:17

Oh I do like the idea of buying in sex. Sounds lovely. We get to turf them out with a tenner and get the whole big bed to ourselves. Yum.

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 01:18

Can't we buy in cleaners too?

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:18

Sod the cleaning, I'll bring my cleaner. My knees are knackered so we'll need a bungalow or stair lift.