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I AM PISSED....WHAT ABOUT YOU????????????

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ohnowhathaveIdoneagain · 31/08/2007 23:21

I havve drank almost 1 bottle to myself...f.u.c.k.i.n.g h.e.l.l. it feels so good......................

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weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:19

I'm very happy wioth buying in sex. It's one of those things I think I should have done before but never had the guts

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 01:20

Bungalow sounds so very old and Eastbourneish. I think we will have a ranch style house.

Does it have to be in England?

I mean we could have it somewhere a bit warmer.

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:21

this could be the place

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:21

Hurly you can call it whatever you like as long as it doesn't have stairs . Not too hot please but got to be better than here.

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 01:22

Good site.

I don't fancy the idea of Sandy Singles. Could get gritty.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:23

ok cleaner is a given, we should think big.... housekeeper. sex, and if you pay for it you are supposed to get what you want, and not haveto share the bed for the rest of the night.
is it too wicked to ask for what would you actually ask for if you were paying for it and not having to recipricate (don't just mean sex here household chores, childcare, personal attentions.......)
ps they don't know what they're missing the light weights that have gone to bed, fuck, lighter doesn't work off for a light won't be long.

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:26

this is not the place. tho I guess we could take over and teach them the right way (the women that is)

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 01:26

Requirements

One 10-bedroomed, 10-bathroomed ranchstyle house
One swimming pool
Steam room
Library
Two cleaners
One housekeeper
Two nannies
One resident hairdresser

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:28

I've a cleaner in Utah

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:30

try again

cleaner?

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:30

agreed.
no sex slaves then , thought you were gonna be the leading lady on that one....

Hurlyburly · 01/09/2007 01:31

Well I have to go to bed now.

I am going to dream about our ranch style house.

We need horses. Can't make my mind up whether or not to have a resident gigolo.

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:31

Don't forget nail technician and masseuse [sp]

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:32

ww, you clever girl. think we should employ him. he looks terribly capable.....

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:33

I'm going to seach for the gardener...

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:35

i know its off to bed time now, will look out for my brides to be next time, have had fun. have no man to mollify, and no baby, (at his dads for first time) so may have to have another fag and look at active convos, sad girlie slinks off not trying to make you feeel guilty or anything of course)

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:37

Oh well, I shall have to ogle the
gardener all by myself

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:38

and the nail technician

LadySnotAlot · 01/09/2007 01:42

Hurly I found you!! Add another to the ranch.

Pardon me, but is the gardener gay? How did he manage to get to 37 (looking like that?!?!) without being:

a) gay
b) a psychopath
c) Exquisitely needy

The mind boggles!!

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:44

ww you really are a dirty girlie. thank god

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:46

the nanny!

arewenearlythereyet · 01/09/2007 01:46

lady
do you really care which he is loooking like that?

weebleswobble · 01/09/2007 01:48

There are no gay men working on this ranch!

housekeeper

LadySnotAlot · 01/09/2007 01:49

Arewe - no as long as he doesn't try and chop my head off whilst I'm oggling him, he can be whatever he likes!

LadySnotAlot · 01/09/2007 01:49

Weebles - can we have some dark and sultry ones? These one's are all blond. Got to cater for all tastes!!

I'm liking the no gay policy for our ranch!!

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