Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -

[ApricotCrush]

And wenches can use their imaginations to make the temperature rise and anything else they can think of.

I signed up for it, you get a month free and after that it's £5 a month. Watching Real Housewives of Cheshire at the moment. They only shown season 1 and 2 over and over on Swedish telly and I really want to see more. I love the drama, the glamour etc, I'm sitting here eating popcorn enjoying their bad behaviour. It's f-ing great

I can't say I associate housewives or Cheshire with anything approach glamour. Suspect the 'Real' part does not mean 'Typical' though

LOL at Plan B's languishing in cupboards - like the HBFs who fall out of favour

Hope that LetUs ad Facy have survived another day at the coal face of work-related boredom.strees/tedium

Mostly fotballers wives.

Watching another show and they're having a vaginal steaming. Why??

Evening wenches. How did I end up back in the hayloft? Not complaining

Work was work. That’s enough about that.

I also have knitting stuffed in a cupboard. I started an alien for DS1 when he was probably about 10? He’s 18 in a couple of weeks.

The scarf was one of those kits from Aldi Wicked where you get the yarn and pattern, etc in a box. Bought a few different kits which remain unopened —and which are driving DH mad—

at HBFs who fall out of favour? None of mine I don’t think.

Vaginal steaming?! I know it’s a healthy to steam your veg. Perhaps someone mistyped it on a memo.

vaginal steaming. Why?? because they're gullible twats who have been sold.. oh just read this, it saves me ranting... www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/sep/08/jennifer-gunter-gynaecologist-womens-health-bodies-myths-and-medicine

LetUs - you have GOT to finish that alien for his 21st, ok?

Evening
Still feels like I'm doing eff all except working. FFS how am I meant to catch up on all the athletics?! Just watching last nights' programme - Gabby getting right pissed off with a guy from the IAAF about the woeful crowds.

I never cease to be amazed that some people are fuckwitted enough to think that vaginal steaming could ever be a good idea

What a brilliant article! Vagenda

Fancy I'm not sure that you are doing anything else but working just now Though, you're a wench - you can multi task, so you're probably perving too.

I am heading for the hayloft for a properly early night...

We so need more staff, but are struggling to recruit. Particularly in my area. We did have a new junior member of staff join last week, sadly not in my line of work, but she seems pretty good so far

I did at least not finish too late last night as FancyMan came round.

Morning. Rain, sun, rain, sun.... obviously I should stay indoors, because every time I've been outside so far it has started raining.. Subsequent flooding today will be my fault.

DS did loads of homework last night - because it was a challenge/quiz thing online. I wish all the subjects did that...

Hurrah for not working late last night Fancy and for new recruit (even if she doesn't actually help your side of things)

Morning wenches.

Helen - his 21st may be a realistic goal.

We basically work for the same people I think Fancy. Careful you don’t get run down. And yes, what’s going on with the crowds at the athletics?

DS2’s favourite kind of homework too Helen.

Cold here. We seem to have skipped a couple of months.

Morning
Brighter here this morning - bugger, knew I should have put some washing out last night!

Well the new girl does make a good cup of tea & takes her turn with the tea round - so there is some benefit to me We have a bit of a recruitment issue round here - high housing costs but without big city wage levels

I do believe the decathlon starts today

Watching an ep of Real Housewives of Cheshire and there's a new cast member that is Swedish and she has the worst accent! Bloody hell, is that how I sound like

Afternoon. Much better day here, so of course I didn't do any washing.

at veg v. vag steaming. Excellent article.

I don't know how she sounds WW, but your accent is lovely.

Evening wenches

Am off out with BestFriend to a comedy night thing. Got stuck in traffic on the way home and am running a bit late!

Evening. We have athletics on, Hurrah for KJT doing well and now waitig for to 200m to start...

Hope that LetUs is having a fun evening.

Wicked you sound like someone Swedish speaking very good English

Yay!!!!! Gold medal!

Aww you wenches

Have fun Letus!

I worked until 9 this evening, I think Fräsan is a bit pissed about me working and not playing with her.

Just got back home.

We saw Dave Gorman who is completely and totally and absolutely bloody hilarious . There were points when I actually couldn’t breathe properly for laughing.

Anyway, second the hurrah for gold medal and third the Wicked having a top accent when speaking excellent English.

Just wondering how carefully Fancy is studying the form in the decathlon.

Hayloft time.

Morning wenches.

It looks a bit flipping cold out there. Probably best to stay in the Tav, keeping warm with HBFs.

Agreed LetUs - a brilliant plan with no drawbacks.

Is also a bit on the nippy side here, and I have to bury a chicken and finish painting DS' room, and do the work thing...

Evening all. Chicken is buried - though the water table is that high I'd have drowned it if it was't already dead. also bedroom painted, work done and apples stewed. Awards self since Athos is imaginary isn't available.

Watching Javelin on TV at the moment.

Evening.

We've been out for lunch with SIL and BIL. Aways nice to catch up as they live over the other side of the country and we don't see them very often.

We've come in and the house is bloody freezing.

Poor little chicken

Evening wenches.

Poor little chicken

You definitely get a big Helen. Athos wants to know where to put it. And where do you want the ?

That sounds a lovely way to spend lunch Apricot. Catching up is fun.

I’m cold and tired. I want to stay up to watch KJT in the heptathlon but not sure I’ll be awake. Also, Fancy - where’s Kevin? I was watching the pole vault part of the decathlon and there was no score against his name. Has he pulled out?

Evening. Am also trying to stay up for the 800m., but I an see the attraction of sleep letUs - the HBFs seem very kee for you to go to bed anyway (And Athos always knows where to put it)

Glad you had a nice lunch Apricot, it is cold today though isn't it? I hope tomorrow's not too bad with the storm coming in. I think the weather is meant to warm up again though, after the storm has gone through. I live in hope...

urgh - another 15 minutes to go for the 800m. I'll go get the kitchen tidied up - the excitement never stops...