Swagger Inn 160 - Spring is just around the corner.....

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But until it arrives, the wenches will be snuggling up with the HBFs in the hibernacle.

Gah I missed the beginning - will need to tape the whole thing & watch it all again.

In the meantime.......

Yes you absolutely must watch all of it. Be rude not to really. Was a good sofa too this week.

Oh absolutely, very rude. He'd be gutted if I didn't

Morning wenches.

I reckon he’d be proper cross Fancy. I’d refer back to the “don’t make me put you over my knee” gif

I’m watching Grantchester and I’ve got a wash on. Thrilling.

Off to the cinema later with DS2 - Lego Movie 2.

No need to say anything Fancy. Actions speak louder than words

I’ve eaten too much sugary crap today, so I really shouldn’t have ice cream at the cinema later. Yeah right.

Bought a new phone today since tve
the last one was so acient the Mobile-ID didn't work.
One of my mum's exes has tried to contact her trough me since her new phone number isn't listed so he rang me but I didn't answer so today he showed up at my home wanting her phone number. They were together maybe eight years ago. He wanted to talk about their relationship. So he shows up outside my door. Who does that?

Someone she's well rid of I suspect ww

Evening.

We went to watch DGS at his swimming lesson this morning and this afternoon I've been at DDs while DH put a light fitting up for them.

What an absolute cheek WW. Hope you told him where to go.

What’s that? You were in a relationship with my mum about eight years ago, you’ve had no contact since, you don’t have her number, and I didn’t answer so you’ve just turned up at my door asking for her number so you can chat about your relationship?

I’m going to go with a big old NO.

MrApricot is a star.

Film was very good. Lots of moments where the grown ups were chuckling

Bon soir, etc. Je am a la maison and pooped. Have had a bath and everything which has not perked me up in the slightest. J'ai un mal de tete and since I'm home I really ought to stop Franglais-ing. Stupid Cat and Inconvenient Cat were both pleased to see us and demanded food immediately. They have not been fed at all while we were away. That's what they were telling us anyway

re your mother's ex Wicked Hurrah for the new phone though.

Hope that DS1 is better now LetUs?

I really am trashed... will catch up later at some point.

Welcome back Helen!

DS1 seems recovered but he still needs to go to the GP so he’s booked in next week.

Welcome home Helen.

Glad the cats are alright and pleased to see you ingrates, we did our very best for them and they never gave us any eggs or honey.

And the bees didn’t give us any milk either.

I’m two glasses of Pimms down.

I’m off to put my —fleecy— crisp cotton short pjs on and —watch Magnum— have sexy times with the HBFs

Yay you're back helen . Glad all the livestock are ok, but can you ahve a word about teh honey production please? I had to change my plans for Aramis the other night.......

You need to be careful with the honey Fancy. I understand that’s it’s very sticky and, as I understand it, it takes ages to shower off. I believe this is not necessarily a bad thing. I wouldn’t know of course 😇.

I am very willing to give him a thorough rub down in the shower afterwards letus. What's that phrase about 'duty & pleasure'?

Fancy

I’m off to the hayloft

Morning wenches.

Bit breezy here but dry and is going to be nice later apparently so I’ve just put a wash on the line. Steady there.

Forgot to say Apricot, I watched the final part of Les Miserables. I see what you mean about the ending.

Have watched Secret Scotland this morning. Fab.

Need to chivvy DS1 to get ready.

Morning... apparently there was a power cut while we were away. I didn't get up at 14:15 after all

I will have words with the livestock...

Morning. Beautifully sunny here - I should probably also get some washing out on the line.

Dsis & DBIL arriving later, so should probably get off here & go & make up the spare bed......

I am getting terribly distracted by this thread though.

Oh sod - washing. Got mountains of that. Better check if the machine is ready for a new load. We have sunshine too
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Damn-it Fancy - this is your fault. (I probably need to lie down too, judging by that thread

I think we all need to have a lie down. In the sun. preferably with a hbf or two. Funny how she doesn't mention that bit. Maybe she doesn't have all the answers.....