Swagger Inn 160 - Spring is just around the corner.....

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But until it arrives, the wenches will be snuggling up with the HBFs in the hibernacle.

Morning wenches. It’s supposed to be up to 12 or 13° later today, but when I leave for work I’m going to have to scrape ice off my car!

Had a dream that Brandon was at yoga with me but it was only that it was a very crowded room and we spotted each other and smiled. Nothing else. Waste of a yoga mat if you ask me.

Morning
Must have been the day for it - saw a hbf at lunch yesterday. Very american accent, which was slightly off-putting,......

Work time for me - still making the time up, went to FancyMan's yesterday eevening, so not much time to catch up then.

Evening. Lovely day here. We've just been for a walk, and it's going a bit chilly now.

Lovely tops WW. Have you signed the contract?

I don't have to cook, DH ate out a lunchtime. I'll chuck something in the microwave for me.

We have a funeral to go to in the morning. Lady over the road, been a neighbour for about 25 years.

Contract signed. We have a final meeting in a month when I get the keys and the real estate agent and the bank organizes the payment. So I'll be moving in a month I'm a bit overwhelmed. Never bought a home before.

A lot if hugs for you Apes

Bon jour soir. Je am pooped. Nous avons skied notre little legs off aujord'hui. Partly because several runs ont ferme, so nous had to retrace notre steps. Je haven't noticed any HBFs because J'avais been trop busy following les autres et trying pas de crash. Je think je didn't fall over. Je might be wrong... J'oublier. C'etait un tres long day. Je look forward to coming home et sleeping beaucoup.

re. funeral Apricot - oh - je mange votre yoghurt cette matin. ce n'est pas Pineapple

Evening wenches.

Well if you weren’t catching up on work Fancy, what on earth were you doing? Don’t tell me you were distracted

That’s sad Apricot. Hope the weather at least stays fine and you can raise a to her.

You’re going to have so much fun making it your home Wicked!

You know what’s not a good idea? Wearing black trousers when helping DS2 with his food tech prep which involves rolling out icing on a dusting of icing sugar. FFAS.

Do tu need quelque chose a regarde Helen?

And although we don’t do cards or anything for Valentine’s Day here, I rather think I deserve some Flowers.

Have caught up with Grantchester. Oooooooo!

Watching Shetland now. I do rather like Douglas Henshall . I’m about 30 minutes in and it’s as excellent as usual.

Evening, blimey that was a long day. Am utterly pooped like helen, although sadly not from anything so exciting as skiing.

How exciting ww

Sorry to hear about the funeral apricot & I hope it went well.

Erm, yes letus we might have got a tad distracted. Well it was nearly Valentine's Day

Speaking of which, there has been much amusement in the office at M&S's topical culinary offering.......

at M&S love sausage

If you’re tired you should get to bed Fancy

I shall follow my own advice

Another from me at 'le love sausage'

DH smuggled le valentines card out here for me. Je ne bother pas. oops. Il can ski from le moral high ground today.

Je also voudrais snuggle back under the duvet, mais nto up there. Et je ne have pas le stash de HBF pictures ici, donc je cannot illustrate avec the relevant duvet picture. Je will use my imagination

Whoop! For contracts and keys for wicked A whole month to design bedroom wallpaper covered avec les chats et le Kylo

Morning wenches.

I thought you were already under there Fancy

Seems to have taken a long time to get to Friday but it’s here now.

Hope this morning goes as well as it can Apricot.

Can somewench groom the chickens and see how they’re getting on making honey please?

I’m going to follow Fancy’s example and dive under a duvet

Morning.

Chickens groomed, but still no honey Honestly, it's like they don't care I had plans tonight involving Aramis & lashings of honey.......

Oh, good idea Helen

Je suis packing, maid here you go...

MAIS even.

I can do typos in French as well as Wench. Am talented like that.

Evening. The funeral was lovely, well as lovely as these things can be. Her husband is looking very frail but he has maintained his sense of humour.

Yes, oooooo at Grantchester LetUs. Poor Leonard. Last one tonight.

J'espere que vous enjoyed votre apricot yoghurt Helen. Tes vacances went tres vite. Hereuse packing.

Ooooh, j'ai oublier de tell vous - le bath a un fleur de lys sur le tap. Je wallowed dans le bain for le ages last night dans le hope (because, obviously, le mark de le fleur-de-lys means that c'est HBF territory), mais non. STILL pas de HBFs. Ils ont really being un peu useless.

Even aujourd'hui, dans le sope, je gave up on being subtle and a dit "Fuck me!!!" several time sur le slopes - je might have been trying to regain control de my speed a la temps - mais vous would think they'd take the hint, non? J'etait fairly explicit, non?

Evening wenches

Athos is already aware of your many and varied talents Helen, but I suspect he’s very much looking forward to enjoying them again.

Apricot. Will watch Grantchester tomorrow I think.

Ooo Helen je voudrais very much to have a bath in the fleur de lys bath! J’agree que les HBFs have pas de tried very hard.

Am at your tres strong hints sur les slopes

No sportingactivity tonight. DS1 not feeling great.

I just found a grey pubic hair

It’ll be the apartment purchase Wicked - the stress

Fancy, don’t forget that Armie’s on the GN Show tonight

Now watching GN Show. Armie is looking amazing and is very very lovely