Bonne sior wenches.
J'ai un epiphany. Je ne voir pas les HBFs sur le slopes because I can ski too well. Donc, ajourd'hui, purely to identify les HBFs, Je have skied like a complete muppet. (Je stress, this was pour locating le HBFs, pas because j'avais forgoteen how to ski
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Je have been sur my back, sur my front, sideways, flying through le air, sliding headfirst down le piste... Je tried touts le positions I could think of pour rolling about sur le piste (et il ya a BEAUCOUP de positions - j'ai un good imagination, as nous all know), mais STILL not a bloody HBF in sight. Je mean, do ils ne voudrais pas to rescue le damsel in distress? FFS. Clearly, ils n' ont pas de ici, ou ils ont hopeless. pfft.
Je did discover le chips d'Athos today - le punnet was labelled 'Le Comte'!!! J'etait tres hopeful! Mais ils on served by le waitress et Comte de la Fere did not come to claim me them. C'etait most disappointing. 
Je voudrais que votre days have been le plus successful de mine...
Also, in real life, Je know that DS is tired out and everything, but my god is he being a grotty, argumentative little sod 