Swagger Inn 160 - Spring is just around the corner.....

[ApricotCrush]

But until it arrives, the wenches will be snuggling up with the HBFs in the hibernacle.

It's alright LetUs - we already know that Hiccup is on your list Oh - speaking of which. Il n'y a pas de HBFs ici. Je live in hope for demain.

Airports are tres tres tedious, though the transfer to le resort etait beaucoup de tedious than the airport (le 5-hour coach trip), avec even less leg-room that le aeroplane Obvs not un problem pour moi - je suis wench et thus v. flexible for manouvering in confined spaces. DH on le autre hand... Il n'y a pas impressed.

Oh well. Je allez a la hayloft, et je will demonstrate my flexible manoeuvres pour Athos. Who will be suitably appreciative.

Oh no Helen, quel dommage qu’il y a pas de HBFs a la moment. Peut-etre demain.

Coach journey sounds bloody awful. Hope you all sleep well.

I’m watching Secret Scotland that I recorded last night. Very interesting so far.

I like airports, although I'm a bit sick of Gatwick by now.

Not on the way in surely Wicked

We’re watching Magnum and then I’m going to the hayloft
Get your rest HBFs.

Morning wenches.

Is a bit blah here today. Soggy and dull.

Off to sportingactivity with DS1 —if he gets a move on— and then it’s homework time with DS2 and the ironing!

Steady on there letus that all sounds a bit exciting!

Not that my afternoon looks much better - cleaning & ironing mostly - must find some faf on video to help with the latter.....

No HBI so the excitement levels have dropped thankfully.

I may listen to a podcast whilst ironing. Listened to David Tennant chatting with Olivia Colman last week. Was excellent.

Of course not Letus

Well I'm working and also need to tidy the house, looks like a bombshell.

I mean bombsite ffs.

I didn’t even notice Wicked

I’m ironing whilst watching Midsomer Murders

Boujour mes wenches. J'ai skied pour 17 miles today avec la famillle pour trouver les HBFs. Je even skied down 'les bosses' to find le HBFs. Peut-etre je should have checked le name first - 'les bosses' meant 'the bumps' C'est un black mogul run. Comme cette photo. Et, alors. Il n'y a pas de HBFs there - even quand je etait on my back avec mes legs dans le air. (Purely to attract passing HBFs, pas because j'ai tombe. oops.)

Je pense que je saw un or deux, mais pas de beards. So ils ont HFs. Maybe. C'est hard to tell behind le goggles et le scarves etc.

Cette apres-midi il fait neige, et nous returned a la accommodation. C'est even more neige now - le grand fluffy flakes. Hoorah! DH a dit que I can expect several inches . Like c'est an impressive amount? Il et smirked so je pense il et making le double entendre.

J'ai also been dans le sauna (again, looking for les HBFs, pas for my own enjoyment at all - je suis thoughtful comme ca) mais yet again rien de HBFs.

pfft. Je am doing my best to find le HBFs for your entertainment, mais nada.

pfft also at lack of HBI. How immensely thoughtless of him.

Hope Fancy found some FAF to help the time pass...

Ou est L'apricot? je though of her cette morning - je pense que je had picked up le Apricot Yoghurt, mais it was actually pineapple je must read le labels, pas just assume that A-is-for-apricot It was perfectly edible, just not what I was expecting!

Afternoon.

Je suis ici Helen. Merci pour votre hilaire report. Je suis desole about le lack of HBFs. Cette black mogul run est terrifying.

We watched a Midsomer Murder last night LetUs. There are about 20 on the box, we can't keep up with them.

Oh, I had a dream about Aidan Turner last night. Don't get excited, nothing happened. We were in a hospital and he was lying on a trolley filming something. I'm not sure if I was part of the cast, but I was stroking his forehead and hair. Anyway, we were leaving and I thought I'd better take a photo of him to show Fancy.

LOL Apricot

Je am mooching online - twitter has a link to an interview about Souvenir at it's 13 minutes or some-such, so I haven't watched it.....

17 miles et les bosses Helen! Mon dieu!

Merci beaucoup pour your wench determination pour trouver les HBFs. J’espere que les HBFs will make themselves available (occ - oui comme ca). Je did a at your account of the jour et l’Apricot yogurt that wasn’t.

Am at your dream Apricot. Thanks for looking after the livestock. I’ll tidy up the hayloft in the morning.

DS2 is watching the cricket. Dull isn’t the word.

Thanks Helen, will watch later.

I know LetUs, it was the wrong HBF though.

So, DH is talking about the Chelsea footie match which they apparently lost.

Me: (trying to show some interest): Where are they in the league then?
DH: Well, they're behind Arsenal now.
Me: No, where are they in the league?
DH: They've swapped places with Arsenal.
Me: NO, WHERE ARE THEY IN THE LEAGUE? I DON'T KNOW WHERE ARSENAL ARE.

A row ensued because he does this all the time. We're now not speaking, but it's my fault. Argh!

Sorry, had to have a rant.

Oh jeez Apricot, that sounds like exactly the shite DH would come out with

Have been catching up with Grantchester. New chap seems good, but I miss Sidney.

Hayloft for me

Morning wenches.

please reclaim

I’d quite like to go back to bed please.

Morning - nice & sunny here - I am sat in bed cuddling ScaredyCat & watching magpies & squirrels engaged in an ongoing spat in the garden.

Blimey helen, that run looks scary

Aw apricot I am touched I was remembered in your dream - but even more impressed by your wenching-while-asleep

Bonjour mes wenches. Je suis knackered (again) Today nous avons covered 18 miles in le search pour les HBFs, up et down and up et down, etc. Plus de bumps, plus de black runs, mais a lot nicer than yesterday, avec last night's beaucoup de neige (about 6 inches, so I'm told (more double entendres).)

Et... hurrah! J'ai found les HBFs!!! Ils ont serving behind le bar dans le slopes. C'est un qui et un peu de David Beckham (if that's votre thing) avec le man bun, et un autre qui et HF mais less of the 'B'.

Not mine, but looks interesting...

There was much rugby talk this weekend, but little football thank goodness.

Who won squirrels vs magpies Fancy?

How was today's viewing Wicked - you were going to see one today weren't you?

Evening.

We're up to date with Grantchester LetUs. I like the new chap too, but he's not Sidney.

Hurrah pour trouver les HBFs Helen, main non from moi a David Beckham.

I made an offer Helen so I'll just have to wait and see how it goes. Been so excited all day so I'm totally knackered now.

Evening wenches. Sitting in bed cuddling a cat sounds a rather wonderful way to start the day Fancy.

Tres bien Helen pour le successful skiing et aussi pour finding les HBFs! Beaucoup de congratulations on le six inches. J’espere que tu have even more dans le nuit (occ)

I flipping love Leonard too in Grantchester Apricot. I want everything to be happy for him.

Oooo at making an offer Wicked! Fingers crossed.

Had a bit of a stressy day today, and then been helping DS2 with yet more homework so I could do with an early night

Off to the hayloft for a more or less early night

Morning wenches.

Well that early night did the trick. I’ve woken up feeling refreshed and raring to go! Oh wait, no I haven’t. I still feel totally knackered.

Bonne chance sur les slopes aujourd'hui Helen.

How long till you find out Wicked?

Sewing Bee starts tonight!