Swagger Inn 156 - The Weather Is Getting Hot, The HBFs Will Always Be Hotter

[LetUsPrey]

Best I could do and

Fuck me. DS2 is being a total PITA. Rude and generally not nice. There’s a family drama brewing on my side that I could do without being even peripherally involved with but that will be difficult to avoid.

I just want to run away with many HBFs and get away from everything for a little while.

Aaarrrrggghhhhhh

and to numb the pain?
ChateauSisterHelen is open, and we can hide you with the chickens..
"LetUs? No, not seen her.... that? Oh that's just one of our chickens. Look, you can see they're related, just look at the hairy feathers sticking out at odd angles. That's definitley not LetUs, no..."

Am at SportingActivity where DS got a 1st place medal, he is very pleased with himself. I would quite like to go to sleep now.

at me blending in with the chickens and hiding in the coop. Or rather not being in there.

Well done MiniHelen!

It seems you’re already asleep Helen. Athos looks a bit fed up waiting for you to wake up...

Oh he can wake me up any time he likes - he knows that. I suspect he's pretending that he can't though, to spend more quality time with his bottle of wine

Avengers Assemble is on. Happy days. Cap’s just been in the gym, punching a punch bag. Getting all sweaty.

Afternoon.

Blimey it's been a long week - 2.5/3 hours spent commuting every day , so soz for the absence but I have been pretty much brain dead. Don't think I had anything interesting to say, so you didn't miss much!

Love the chicken pic

I am lounging around & still not dressed. Still tired too, but ought to get moving & catch up on some chores Is it Poldark time yet?

Fancy!

It’s always Poldark time. However, you say you’re tired so I’ll take care of him

That's very kind of you letus but I will be needing him to carry me up to bed & massage my back. You can have him afterwards - you won't have to wait long, I don't have the energy to stay awake for long

I bet he’s got tons of energy

I’ve noticed that Being Human is back on iPlayer. Not sure how long for but I may catch a few episodes —especially where he’s in the hospital, writhing under the sheets—

I may have the box set of that...........

Wenches and their accidental purchases

The Killers DVD I just happened to order the other week is on TV this week which I might have already set to record. Always wise to have a back up.

Letus, I just read that Lucifer gets another season

Oh yes I saw that too Wicked!

It’s on Netflix
We don’t have Netflix
We’re going to get Netflix

So the washing was out, fairly warm and wind blowing. Fast forward to about 10 minutes ago. Hmm it’s looking a bit dark out there now and rain is forecast. I’ll bring it in. In the time it took me to get to the garden it had started absolutely lashing it down. I’m soaking wet

Off out for family meal. This always goes well. And I’m driving.

Afternoon.

Aw, gorgeous little chick with flyaway weathers feathers.

It was tiring apricot, I'm only just starting to feel human today - may treat myself to watching A Very British Scandal later as it has been recommended by wenches. Are they stag beetles shagging in your lawn?

So far DS's exams have been pretty hard, but he seems fairly ok about that - says he has made a good stab at all the questions, so fingers crossed he will be ok.

Meal was lovely. Everyone behaved —for a change—

get a room, preferably far away from Apricot’s lawn

Yes, a month of football. A month of “ooo did you see that? Watch this bit” and “interesting” facts and information. That op’s come round quickly!

Definitely watch it Fancy. I told friend at work about it, and she loved it too. That did sound a very tiring commute. You should absolutely lie down and be pampered by HBFs.

Good luck to MiniFancy for the rest of the exams.

We’ve got Croatia -v- Nigeria on. I think I’ll watch Versailles on my iPad. Or some Being Human.

Drinking rosé and watching Poirot.

for Fancy, commuting is exhausting.

We have the football on as well. Bleurgh. Though I did draw Germany in the BoringOffice sweepstake, which I'm told is a good thing (I have no idea if they've even played yet). I saw on twitter a sweepstake where someone had drawn English, complete with the word 'sorry' written next to the flag

I have a bit of the headache and I hear the bath calling me tbh.... once I've turfed Stupid Vomit-Comet cat off my lap.

Hurrah though for everyone behaving during LetUs's nice family argument meal, and for fancy being back from mega-workathon, and for Wicked's very civilised evening of and TV. Apparenlty TB is in the clocks again on one channel.
Boo for the shagging beetles

I saw that Poirot The Clocks was on, and I thought of the wenches

I got Iceland in the last Euro sweepstake at work, so I’m hoping they do well in this. Haven’t entered the sweepstake at work this time.

Enjoy your bath Helen. Athos will soothe away your headache.

A bit about beetles getting more action than I do

Wicked have another

I have watched Versailles. Apricot, if you’ve not watched it, you’re going to need a bit more SpecialTea™️ for MrApricot than episode one. I love Philippe too.

Thought I’d start with series two of Being Human. Aidan Turner is shirtless, sweaty, and tied to a chair. That’s what I call a good start

Versailles - excellent
Being Human - excellent
Killers and Brandon - excellent

Go upstairs with a smile on my face. Realise the DC haven’t wrapped DH’s presents or written the card. DS1 still awake. Back downstairs and get that done

Back up. Get in bed. Realise I’ve not taken my antibiotic this evening. Back down.

So third time lucky - bed

Morning wenches.

Today I must tidy the house as we have people coming on Tuesday evening. Can’t say as I can be arsed really.

You want to do what to me Athos? Okay then!