Swagger Inn 156 - The Weather Is Getting Hot, The HBFs Will Always Be Hotter

[LetUsPrey]

Best I could do and

Ooh letus - I've been drinking Pimms in the garden, seems like the day for it!

My moaning is usually directed at shit modern music ww - well not all modern music, just loads of the dance stuff & rap. And don't get me started on the videos - it's like feminism never happened

apricot I do not envy you looking after small children in this weather, I have so little energy

Am watching TdF programme - a montage of French chateaux

Is definitely the weather for wafting around a cool chateau in a floaty gown before engaging in languorous activities with HBFs

Yes!

KayBush? Hello. Badders, have you changed your name again, or do we need to pour drinks for a newbie??

Fancy - no, It's B-O-N-D-A-G-E

It's revolting hot, as per... and FFS (again) at the office I'm in today, it's roasting in summer, freezing in winter. Also DH and DS didn't sleep well, so I didn't get to sleep well either. all round...

Have a good day all.

PS - thanks for the comfortable landing LetUs - he slid in nicely

Morning wenches.

Hi Kaybush, pull up a barstool. I see you have excellent taste in appreciating the acting skills of Armie. Do you have a Musketeer preference?

Shitty sleep here too Helen. Has cooled down a tiny bit as it appears to be raining!

Morning

Yes. Oh yes, yes YES YES!!
Helllllllloooooo Armie
And hello kaybush

In time honoured tradition, I have to ask, do you have a boffing order? And who else is in your list? I'm guessing Armie, from that lovely pic?

Am melting today & trying to summon the energy to actually do stuff, but compared to Greece, I guess things aren't so bad

Rain letus?

Must have been a night for shitty sleep - I woke up twice for no apparent reason.

Afternoon wenches. It's a bit cooler today, but no rain.

I haven't worn short shorts since my 20s. DD wears them and she's over 40; she doesn't give a damn. She does have great legs though... And yes, she does appreciate us looking after DGS.

Greece?? Oh that's awful, poor people.

Hello Kaybush welcome to the Tavern. I can't believe anyone actually reads our witterings.

Evening wenches.

I’m tiiiiiiiirrreeeddddd

We’ve had rain again at lunchtime Still very stuffy though.

I bet you still look good in shorts Apricot. And DD obviously gets her great legs off you.

It’s like the End Of Days all over the world

Is somewench doing a new thread?

Evening.

at rain. I went into the office next door and was enthusing about how lovely and cool their office was after ours - turns out that their was 32 degrees, so I don't want to think about what temperature we were being broiled in.

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

Shocking about Greece - those poor people

Hot. Yuk!

Just heard about Greece, how awful

It’s bloody awful isn’t it?

How are the fires where you are Wicked?

The ones near us are out. Well, one is completely out, the others are still smouldering. Was on the news last night that firefighters or volunteers who were up there checking various areas found a family having a barbecue. fucking pillocks

People are doing the same thing here Letus, unbelievable

The fires are still going strong here.

Why. Are. They. So. Stupid?!?!

Because they don't realise that a BBQ uses fire?

You know, if there’s not a HBF involved, it’s just not worth it

Nope, no point at all LetUs.

FFS, how did it get this late? Argh... at least tomorrow's job has air-con that works...

Morning wenches.

Athos was going to offer some cooling down tips Helen, but if you’ve got air conditioning you won’t be needing him will you

I have five minutes to eat my breakfast and drink my . Whoops!

I should be leaving too.
I am in PJs and eating breakfast still...
Sod it. (And other responsible grown-up attitudes to timekeeping at work.)

Laters...

Morning. Work today - hoping the air con is still working well

Have fun days everyone.....

My brain is melting.