Swagger Inn 156 - The Weather Is Getting Hot, The HBFs Will Always Be Hotter

[LetUsPrey]

Best I could do and

Blimey!

I know Fancy. I know.

Hayloft for me too. Just taking this punnet of strawberries with me

Morning all. Well, turns out that Athos know lots of interesting things to do in a hayloft.
#MondayMorningDelusions

I think everyone's seen Poldark now apart from me, but in case of spoilery stuff, I give you a link to the following tweet:
twitter.com/KatherineBobble/status/1021141338706927616

Today I shall mostly be hiding indoors away from the weather.

Morning wenches.

If ever a day needed delusions Helen, it’s a Monday.

at that tweet.

Wenches in need of cooler weather should head north.

Just need a shower. Strawberry juice everywhere

Bloody hell it's warm, fecking ridiculous. I tried to keep the patio doors open really late last night - but FancyCat keeps bringing in baby mice.

Fancy

ScaredyCat has realised that anything brought in gets removed from her, so she doesn't do it as often, but FancyCat will bring everything in and then chirp for attention.

I and hot and tired and headachy and grouchy. These facts are all related.

Tomorrow I have to go and work in a underventilated portacabin fecking oven, which is not improving my mood in the slightest.

Evening. It's tooo hottt. Ok, I've had enough now.

Eeeek at baby mice.

We've had DGS today, and tomorrow. He's lovely, but it's so hard to keep him from getting bored.

So Ross and Demelza were still on the floor. It's getting on my nerves now, so many of them annoy me. Last one next Sunday.

Versailles tonight.

I'm feeling ancient, I'm horrified over these mini shorts that young girls wear with half their arse hanging out. I don't get it.

It's a bit , but it's their arses

Wonderful DF has DS all day on Wednesday - they're going to the beach in the morning. I hope your DD properly appreciates you providing childcare Apricot because it's bloody hard work to entertain them without just plugging them into a screen.

Was the athletics fun Fancy or was it just too hot to really enjoy it?

Evening wenches

But it looks so cold an uncomfortable

LetUsCat was always one for the mice. Sometimes alive, sometimes not so much.

Helen I am also all of those things. It’s so close and muggy.

You’re bloody amazing Apricot for all your help with your DGS. I’m always super conscious of when I ask my parents or MIL not to take the piss —like some people I work with do with their families—

At least they’ve not gone overboard with the slow motion camera this series of Poldark

There’s a lot of fashion I don’t get just because it does look uncomfortable. And I’m old

Is this it? Am I finally turning in to an old lady?

Is happening to us all Wicked, but look at it this way - we’re older and more fabulous than ever

(chilled) for LetUs while Santi makes sure your cocktail is drinkable...

Tom is on his way over as well...

Oh Hello rest of conversation!

TBH, if I could get away with it, without being paralysingly selfconscious, I'd be wearing as few clothes as possible at the moment.

And I remember wearing an obscenely short skirt to a school disco - remember that thing for micro skirts? Yep. And I don't even recall my parents saying anything Well done them. I have also worn similarly short dresses. At least the shorts don't have the option of you flashing your knickers that you aren't wearing if you're a wench if you bend over.

We are not ageing. We are maturing like fine wine and good cheese. Without the accompanying stink.

Just had a Pimms popsicle, sitting outside on the new lounger, whilst reading my book. But then it got a bit cold for me - how very dare it - so I came inside. There’s no pleasing some folk

Oh I had some very short skirts. However, my parents could be rather disapproving so I may on occasion have gone out with another skirt over the top of the mini mini skirt, taken the outer skirt off, left it a friend’s house and then picked it up on the way back. My mother still has slight conniptions if me or my older sister wear anything she thinks is too far above the knee (which we take no notice of). Is okay for younger sister as she is under 40 and not married. I love the way my mum thinks

Pimms popsicle, that must be the greatest invention ever!

Watching Last Leg. Need to make lunch for tomorrow. Need to try and sleep.

They’ve got more of a sorbet texture rather than an ice pop (which I would prefer) but still jolly lovely

Adam Hills was on The One Show today. He’s fab.