Swagger Inn 152: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly --and HBFs--

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Tom and Santi are showing the wenches what they have for us for Christmas.

Yay!!

Xmas SITR wench watch 😁

I loved last jedi letus. Some funny bits and the director made some brave/interesting choices

I need to go through the radio times with my highlighter 😁

7 brides for 7 brothers is on too!

Yay!

I love that film too - I may even have it in DVD. I’m not sure. When is it on?

I could do with cloning myself, sending the clone out on all visits etc, and me staying in to watch alllll the telly.

You could simultaneously handle even more hbfs with a clone letus.....

Or the clones go to work, do shopping, organise school stuff, listen to DH bumble on about football and shit, do the housework, and I get to handle the HBFs!

I think wenches should all follow this plan.

Oh LetUs - you are wonderful I just snorted hot chocolate back into my mug (very attractive - not) you seem to be mixing up the Clock/Cloak typo with Clock/Cock. But you know, we're wenches, I can work with either

Excellent cloning idea too - I will be in the Land that Time Forgot - i.e. at the inlaws with no guaranteed internet I'm sure it will do me no harm to have no internet for a few days But I will be in the Tav in spirit. I'm never going to get to watch these classic films because of inlaws and DH and being too bloody feeble to insist that we watch them.

I've still done bugger all wrapping, but tea is well on the way to being cooked, ad the foodburner is blazing away. So

I did initially read clock as cock last night (can’t think why) but it seems to be a sort of multi-tasking typo able to perform many functions - just like an HBF

Sod clones
I need me some henchmen
For henching and other things

Love Singin in the rain, used to have a crush on Gene Kelly when I was younger.

You want them to hench the wench Badderz

Me too Wicked

I do
Hench the wench
On a Bench...
😁

I would just like some hench men

Hench The Wench On A Bench - don’t remember that Julia Donaldson book

I’d know what that meant Fancy if DS1 ever spoke to me beyond “but why do I have to leave my phone downstairs? Godddddd you’re so unfair!”

That's the advantage of teenage daughters letus - they do actually speak to you except for this morning when I was huffed and sulked at and if they're really well brought up they talk about which men they think are hench & some lovely mother/daughter perving over hot men bonding ensues.

Ahhhhh right. That’s what I use DNiece for, and thankfully she’s over the huffy/sulky stage , although I don’t give free rein to the perving.

Thank God for MiniFancy and her willingness to interpret for us

So, technically, that book title should be Wench on a chaise Bench with Hench

How much longer until the sulky stage ends letus? Please don't say it's too long Although given that DD has been an Olympic grade sulker since toddlerhood I suspect no change is imminent. Fortunately DS has been quite chirpy over the last few days and ScaredyCat found her favourite ball when I shifted some furniture at the weekend so it's not all black moods here

Ugh
Ds2 is uber clingy atm
It's worrying me a bit really 😔

Hench a wench on a bench in French?

Aaaaw so glad Scaredycat found her favourite ball

Love all those titles. A wench always like a bit of variation

Erm well she’s 22 now Fancy so thinking back, I’d say when she was about 17. Mind you she’s always been quite a cheerful sort. She sounds a bit like DS2. He’s been a teenager since he was about two.

for you Badderz

Hurrah for the found ball!

Badders - it's probably just a phase - how long has it been going on?

A while....he will run after us if we leave the room!
Also waking a lot more at night and wanting us to go in his room
Asked about school....no issues
No idea what's up

Have you asked at school - see if they've noticed anything? Otherwise I suppose just lots of reassurance and patience.

Im there twice a week and ice not seen anything but I'll mention it