Swagger Inn 152: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly --and HBFs--

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Tom and Santi are showing the wenches what they have for us for Christmas.

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I have had the ice cream, and now I'm off to the hayloft where Athos has kindly volunteered to help me with the salty gargle Sadly I have used up my picture allowance, but I'm sure you can use your imaginations as to which picture(s) would be suitable for that.

All the ways
Everywhere
All the time

I WIN!!!

Athos is going to pop up for you Helen

Oh my would you just look at that AT gif?

Jonnie will have to work very hard to sistract me from that

I’m sure he’ll manage Fancy

I was supposed to be having an early night. Instead I watched Huntsman Winter’s War (or something), because I’m an idiot.

Definitely going now though.

Morning wenches. Fridayfridayfridayfridayfridayfriday.

Either our milkman hasn’t been yet (and he’s not usually this late) or for the second time this week some fucker has pinched our milk off the doorstep. Luckily I bought some on the way home last night just in case. Don’t want to stop using the milkman but then again don’t really want to pay for milk that someone else is taking!

Anyway, it’s Friday and Christmas jumper day so I’ll be sweating my way through the day. Attractive.

Hope poorly/rubbish feeling wenches are on the mend.

Morning,

works Christmas lunch today & the menu looked really good, so hoping for some really tasty food . Think we may be allowed to wear Christmas jumpers. But frankly - fuck that shit

Right, must get going, laters..................

OMG! You have a milkman? That's like Midsomer Murders or something

Athos's salty gargle hasn't done the trick I'm afraid. Will have to repeat the process and see if it works....

I'm meant to be out and about today. Not entirely sure about that plan...

Oh dear god, stupid cat has just noticed her tail and is trying to catch it last time she tried that she fell off the back of a chair. Idiot creature... I'd guess from the noises she's now between the back of the sofa and the wall, doing somersaults. I worry for the tree decorations when she's in this frame of mind.

There we go, salty gargle faces, as it were...

Listening to xmas songs and trying to forget how cold I will be at work ❄

Last jedi tomorrow!!

Middleaged, that's what my hair looks like

Afternoon.

Also OMG at milkman. We had one until about 3 years ago, but quite frankly it was so expensive that it wasn't worth the convenience when I'm at the supermarket anyway.

Lol at StupidCat.

I'm sure your hair looks lovely WW.

We're going to the Golf Club do this evening. I don't want to go. I only see these people once a year and although they're lovely I never feel really comfortable with them. Also there are about 15 couples and although I know all their names I forget which face belongs to which name.

Afternoon wenches.

Hope the Doctor Athos Special has done the trick Helen at StupidCat

We get through a lot of milk and wouldn’t have anywhere to keep it all if DH bought it at the weekend and milkman’s not really any dearer. Bit of a pisser if someone’s nicking it though.

Wicked you’re a wench so you’re gorgeous all the time - WenchLaw

Apricot I’m a bit like that at DH’s Christmas party. Can never match the names and faces on that once a year occasion. Hope you have a fabulous time

Got home in time to wave DS1 off for the weekend so no sportingactivity this weekend.

I think I’ll have to do Last Jedi on Monday with DS1

FRIIIIIDAAAYYYYY!!!!!

There's only one thing for it apricot

Ooooo a Poirot I’ve never seen before! The Hollow

We have a milkman go up our road, but he's so late in the day that the milk would go off in the summer on the days we're out at work.

I would witter for longer but a game of bananagram is calling. Yes LetUs - we still haven't had our virtual game...

Are there any agatha Christies on over Xmas?

I can only imagine how that would go

There’s one on Channel 5 this weekend I think. I seem to recall there’s one with Eleanor Tomlinson in it on BBC but I may have made that up. Hang on....

Crooked House is on Channel 5 on Sunday at 9pm

BBC’s adaptation of Ordeal by Innocence has been cancelled (not sure if permanently)

I really fancy having a bath tonight

Cheers letus x

David Tennant on HIGNFY atm....

There appears to be sports news on our telly fucksake

On hang on, it’s now the darts. Be still my beating heart

DH has left the room so sport gone.

Just seen a trailer for The Miniaturist. It’s on on Boxing Day and looks fab.