Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

Evening wenches.

Read about Death of Stalin on BBC website today. Sounds good.

I bloody loved Motherland! Can’t wait for the series

What do you enjoy doing Madame? Other than HBFs. I don’t think any of us need training in those

It’s up to DH to deal with the DC the rest of this week. DS1 will be in for a shock when he actually has to leave the house and do stuff.

Relaxing with a cuppa and a cat sounds fab Wicked!

He’s just limbering up

Happy landings ww! Do you have a suitcase full of goodies?

letus I think it's more what can I do that's compatible with chronic migraines, and that leads to a good supply of reasonably paid work. Tbh Im thinking that probably means IT digital social media type stuff

Ugh
What a fucker of a day!
😡😡😔😔😩😩😣

Stupid migraines . Whatever you end up doing Madame, you’ll be simply fabulous

I’ve lost a pair of shoes. Have had all my shoes out of the wardrobe, gone through all the boxes, can’t find them. There is no way I’ll have got rid of them but they’re just not there. Fucksake. [firstworldproblem]

Evening

Fecking fireworks, poor ScaredyCat is hiding on the stairs under a blanket. FancyCat couldn't give a flying feathered fuck. Hard. As. Nails.

Glad you're safely back ww

Now see in my house letus that would probably mean DD had borrowed them - anyone like that in your house?

Oh you know, one or two things Madame
This is the first thing I saw outside Victoria station

how nice of them to give you such a lovely welcome Wicked!

They wouldn’t fit anyone here Fancy, other than me obviously. DS2 not quite old enough for heels . I’ve asked both sisters and my niece if I’ve lent them to them though that’s doubtful . I hate not being able to find stuff (my stuff anyway)

🍸🍹🍰🍫🍫for Bads

for Apes

Hope ScaredyCat’s okay now

Just watching today’s ITT. JP is on. Hair status: down. And seeing as Fancy doesn’t watch and is in no way interested in Strictly, I shall appreciate him all by myself.

Not sure what’s going on with his shirt. He’s either forgotten to do a button or it’s a bit gape-y. I shall investigate...

Not sure where she's hiding now letus, but at least all is quiet outside.

I may have seen him on that. In passing.

Hope she’s okay.

Oh it just happened to be on/you glimpsed it as you were flicking through the channels? Mmhmm. I’m looking forward to the hips after what Oti said.

Hayloft time for me. The HBFs will hopefully give my subconscious a nudge.

Yes, just flicking through the channels.....

Can't wait for the hip action either - muse on that as you fall asleep, bound to help the subconscious

My hopes for today include:
Sleep
Food
Coffee
Um...thats pretty much it
Have a Good day wenches x

Morning wenches.

Subconscious on usual form Fancy, ie shite.

Badderz 💤 - hope those help a bit

Can’t believe it’s only Wednesday.

Commiserations letus - what does a wench have to do?

Work for me today, then out for the evening, have fab days everyone

Morning.

How is it that DS is out with me and not in bed until11pm-ish, and yet Still gets up at 6:30am?

DH is workout away today, and needed to be up at 8am. We brought him coffee at 7:30, and he got up 10 minutes ago. I feel a tiny bit guilty for not kicking him out of bed, but then again, I'm not his mother and he knows how to set an alarm. He can take responsibility for getting himself out of bed in time.

Oh well, today needs to be a hive of domestic activity - tidying, craft stuff (homework), baking, washing, shopping, child-wrangling (playdate chez SisterHelen) and hopefully finding time to bash up more hard core. [sledgehammer]

Laters...

Oh ffs
Been called into work
Least I can give ds2 his meds at lunchtime
I've got up off the sofa and done the pots and tidied the kitchen
I've done two loads of washing and another one on
It's very sunny here today at least!

Morning. Sunny day here, but chilly.

Thank you lovely wenches for the solar lamp, pillow and .

Hope you find your shoes LetUs. Although DD and I have the same shoe size we have never shared shoes for some reason. I love the ones she wears, but would break my neck in them.

I'm sick of the fireworks already. Poor ScaredyCat. Buffy isn't bothered, she doesn't move a whisker.

Is anyone watching Luke in Our Girl? He was looking good last night.

Evening. Had a dream about zombies last night. It's a reocurring dream, maybe it's because I had to get back to work

Evening wenches.

Have a great evening Fancy.

Pfft to MrHelen. Hope you got chance to do some sledgehammering Helen.

How’s DS2 Badderz? And is it DS1 at the hospital about his toe tomorrow?

Shoes remain missing. I agree re fireworks. Not been watching Our Girl but have seen Luke in the trailers. Niiiiiiiiice

Bet they weren’t even hot zombies were they Wicked? I just keep dreaming about work. And then I get up and go to work FFS.

I just watched Jonnie Peacock moving his hips in training on ITT.

Oh. My. Word.